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Too...many...jokes...can't...decide

Posted by kouhoutek 93 days ago (http://thestar.com.my)
Category: Idiot | Tags: malaysia screw nut penis

A Malaysian man may have to postpone his wedding, or at least the honeymoon. His male enhancement technique involved screwing a large nut, well, in read more »
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Flasher's defense: "lack of evidence"

Posted by kouhoutek 104 days ago (http://www.chron.com)
Category: Crime | Tags: houston crime stupid penis

A flasher in Houston's 14th Court of Appeals employed a novel, yet embarrassing defense: lack of evidence. Specifically, the defense maintained the read more »
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Minnesota bridge collapse bungler welcomed by TSA

Posted by kouhoutek 123 days ago (http://www.startribune.com)
Category: Bureaucracy | Tags: virginia tsa incompotent

The TSA recently saw fit to hire Sonia Pitt as a TSA Transportation Security Specialist, no doubt based on her extensive experience in the emergency read more »
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Cop fails to pursue escapee because "The light was green, people were honking"

Posted by kouhoutek 151 days ago (http://www.baltimoresun.com)
Category: Crime | Tags: baltimore police escape stupid

Drug dealer escapes while being transported...by opening the van door and walking out.

The 6'3" 220 lbs. man facing gun charges, was not in hand read more »
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Patient denied liver for pot use...pot supplied by the hospital

Posted by kouhoutek 219 days ago (http://ap.google.com)
Category: Drugs-Alcohol | Tags: seattle medicine marijuana asinine

A hepatitis patient will days to live was given legal medical marijuana under the supervision of his doctor. Now, he has been denied.... read more »
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Drunk Driver Killed by Drunk Driver

Posted by kouhoutek 221 days ago (http://www.boston.com)
Category: Drugs-Alcohol | Tags: massachusetts drunk cyclist ironic

A man, cycling because his license was suspended for drunk driving, was struck and killed by...a drunk driver.

Cue up the Alanis Morrisette. read more »
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Bring a gun to work day, TSA style

Posted by kouhoutek 221 days ago (http://www.myfoxcolorado.com)
Category: Guns | Tags: denver tsa gun hypocrisy

Alvin Crabtree, TSA screener, brought a handgun to Denver International Airport, bypassing metal detectors to bring it into the secured concourse are read more »
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A New Low in Misanthropy

Posted by kouhoutek 245 days ago (http://www.wired.com)
Category: Crime | Tags: internet epilepsy scumbag hacker

Internet vandals introduce a seizure inducing strobe affect into an epilepsy support web site.

After viewing the link, you won't be in the mood f read more »
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Revenge on the Jedi

Posted by kouhoutek 248 days ago (http://www.telegraph.co.uk)
Category: Religion | Tags: holyhead england star wars jedi nerd

The founder of British Jedi Church was assaulted by a man dressed as Darth Vader while giving an interview in his garden.

Wielding a crutch in lie read more »
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Convicted molester claims he was a victim of bigfoot

Posted by kouhoutek 250 days ago (http://www.wjla.com)
Category: Crime | Tags: new hampshire bigfoot pedophile

A New Hampshire man on trial for seducing 13 year old boys, asked for leniancy, as he too was a victim of molestation...by Bigfoot.

The judge was read more »
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