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Man... if the poor bastard can't play with himself while in jail without criminal charges, he may as well take the death penalty. read more »
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What are friends for! Who would have thought the police wouldn't accept counterfeit money? And darn they found the drugs too! read more »
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Peeper's porn in police possession. Peeper, out of pokey, pines for porn, presses to pry porn from police. Lawsuit likely to be litigated. read more »
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Let's see, I have a bright idea! Let's break into that abandoned warehouse with all the police cars outside and try to steal some wire to cash in! read more »
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Seattle thieves swipe truck — and toilet-shaped soapbox racer in the back. read more »
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The suspect flew into rage when the clerk refused to accept the bill. read more »
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A thief in Germany was charred beyond recognition by a 10,000-volt electric shock when he tried to steal a live copper cable. read more »
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A West Virginia ambulance driver faces an impaired driving charge after running two red lights with a patient in the back, police said. read more »
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A drunken man attacks his neighbor's Halloween lawn display. read more »
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According to the criminal complaint, the man had his pants down “lying next to an anatomically correct inflatable doll.” read more »
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