
<?phpxml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" 
xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
>
<channel>
<title>Groxx / viningc / Voted News</title>
<link>http://groxx.com</link>
<description>Groxx</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:14:40 -0600</pubDate>
<language>en</language>
<item>
<title><![CDATA[Officer pilfered pastries with his free coffee, police say]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/officer-pilfered-pastries-with-his-free-coffee-police-say/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/officer-pilfered-pastries-with-his-free-coffee-police-say/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:14:40 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/officer-pilfered-pastries-with-his-free-coffee-police-say/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Cop keeps stealing donuts (free coffee just wasn't enough). He was even warned, but ignored the warnings -- and denied the thefts even though he caught on security camera. To jail with him!<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Bowler Rolls a Perfect Game, Then Dies]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/bowler-rolls-a-perfect-game-then-dies/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/bowler-rolls-a-perfect-game-then-dies/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:58:19 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/bowler-rolls-a-perfect-game-then-dies/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at the Ravenna Bowl.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Teacher Strips for Students]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/teacher-strips-for-students/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/teacher-strips-for-students/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:14:49 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Bullwinkle</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/teacher-strips-for-students/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Hungarian parents enraged after a high school teacher stripped for students at a school party have demanded she be fired.She seductively stripped down to her underwear - to the excited cheers of her students. And she only stopped her X-rated high school musical when another teacher forced her to cover up.The school's headmaster in Zalaegerszeg, western Hungary, has refused to fire the unnamed teacher despite pressure from parents and other teachers.[The only thing worse than zero tolerance is complete tolerance]<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Police Officer Chases His Own Stolen Truck]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-officer-chases-his-own-stolen-truck/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-officer-chases-his-own-stolen-truck/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:55:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-officer-chases-his-own-stolen-truck/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A police officer directing traffic outside of a concert in suburban Dallas noticed a familiar-looking truck driving by - his own.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Vicar Undergoes Surgery for Potato Stuck in Backside]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/vicar-undergoes-surgery-for-potato-stuck-in-backside/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/vicar-undergoes-surgery-for-potato-stuck-in-backside/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:49:08 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/vicar-undergoes-surgery-for-potato-stuck-in-backside/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The clergyman told nurses he was naked and fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.  He had a potato stuck in his bottom.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Mom threw 4-year-old into path of SUV]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/mom-threw-4-year-old-into-path-of-suv/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/mom-threw-4-year-old-into-path-of-suv/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:33:40 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/mom-threw-4-year-old-into-path-of-suv/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[While waiting to get on a city bus she beat and berated her oldest daughter before throwing her into the path of an oncoming vehicle.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Priest Used Confessional To Pick Up Woman]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Religion/priest-used-confessional-to-pick-up-woman/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Religion/priest-used-confessional-to-pick-up-woman/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:31:06 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Religion</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Religion/priest-used-confessional-to-pick-up-woman/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When Fr. Elvis left the building, he'd head to Rodriguez-Lytwyn's home, where the two carried on a seven-month affair.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Newlywed Killed by Police in Case of Mistaken Identity]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/newlywed-killed-by-police-in-case-of-mistaken-identity/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/newlywed-killed-by-police-in-case-of-mistaken-identity/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:05:21 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/newlywed-killed-by-police-in-case-of-mistaken-identity/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A newlywed killed by police after he stepped outside his home to confront suspected burglars was shot in a case of mistaken identity.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Rapist Successfullly Sues Landlady from Prison, In a Publicly-Funded Case]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Rapist_Successfullly_Sues_Landlady_from_Prison_In_a_Publicly-Funded_Case/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Rapist_Successfullly_Sues_Landlady_from_Prison_In_a_Publicly-Funded_Case/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  8 Sep 2008 17:55:05 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Lawsuits</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Rapist_Successfullly_Sues_Landlady_from_Prison_In_a_Publicly-Funded_Case/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Cope disappeared 8 months after moving in. She cleared the apartment and put the rapists belongings in storage, after he vanished.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Victim Shoots Kidnapper when He Puts Down Gun to Text Message]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Victim_Shoots_Kidnapper_when_He_Puts_Down_Gun_to_Text_Message/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Victim_Shoots_Kidnapper_when_He_Puts_Down_Gun_to_Text_Message/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  8 Sep 2008 17:44:36 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Victim_Shoots_Kidnapper_when_He_Puts_Down_Gun_to_Text_Message/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When one of the kidnappers - sitting next to the victim - put his gun on his lap to text-message someone, the victim grabbed the gun and killed him.<br/><br/>16 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Burglar_victims_wake_to_spice_rub_sausage_attack/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Burglar_victims_wake_to_spice_rub_sausage_attack/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  7 Sep 2008 19:34:43 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Burglar_victims_wake_to_spice_rub_sausage_attack/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Two victims woke up during a burglary, one finding spice rubbed all over his body, the other was whacked on the face and head by an 8-inch sausage. Suspect dropped his wallet and was later apprehended. Stolen money was recovered, but a dog ate the sausage.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Family Racks Up $19,370 Cell Phone Bill]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Family_Racks_Up_19370_Cell_Phone_Bill/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Family_Racks_Up_19370_Cell_Phone_Bill/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  7 Sep 2008 10:03:29 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottR</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Family_Racks_Up_19370_Cell_Phone_Bill/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Young man travels to Vancouver, Canada, and used a laptop with an AirCard to send photos and e-mails back home; fees add up to nearly $20k.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Python slows commute traffic]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Python_slows_commute_traffic/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Python_slows_commute_traffic/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat,  6 Sep 2008 12:41:56 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Python_slows_commute_traffic/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ball python stowed away in minivan and went for ride. Driver didn't realize until car came up alongside and told her. Concerned motorist and former snake owner stopped to help her find the snake which was coiled up in the middle of the street. Snake was treated for minor abdominal burns and found new home.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Iowa Man Asks IRS For $240K Refund]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Iowa_Man_Asks_IRS_For_240K_Refund/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Iowa_Man_Asks_IRS_For_240K_Refund/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  5 Sep 2008 13:12:16 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dieselbenz</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Iowa_Man_Asks_IRS_For_240K_Refund/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Iowa man asks for refund of all Federal taxes he has paid in the past because the US is a &quot;fictional entity&quot; and he is a &quot;citizen of Heaven&quot; rather than a US citizen.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Black bear busts pot farm]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Black_bear_busts_pot_farm/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Black_bear_busts_pot_farm/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  5 Sep 2008 09:50:59 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Black_bear_busts_pot_farm/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[And the sheriff wants to deputize him. Black bear terrorized pot farm so much, the grower abandoned nearly 5000 plants.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[When using a stolen credit card, don't forget to forge the owners signature]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/When_using_a_stolen_credit_card_dont_forget_to_forge_the_owners_signature/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/When_using_a_stolen_credit_card_dont_forget_to_forge_the_owners_signature/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  5 Sep 2008 00:18:39 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CeeJay100</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/When_using_a_stolen_credit_card_dont_forget_to_forge_the_owners_signature/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I guess he wanted to get caught. In one store, he paid with the &quot;found&quot; credit card and signed his own name. In the next store he showed his ID when asked.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Boy doles out hundreds of fake $20 bills at school - caught when tried to buy cafeteria (fake) food]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Boy_doles_out_hundreds_of_fake_20_bills_at_school_-_caught_when_tried_to_buy_cafeteria_fake_food/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Boy_doles_out_hundreds_of_fake_20_bills_at_school_-_caught_when_tried_to_buy_cafeteria_fake_food/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 22:08:44 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jvp15</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Boy_doles_out_hundreds_of_fake_20_bills_at_school_-_caught_when_tried_to_buy_cafeteria_fake_food/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Authorities say an 8-year-old boy was handing out hundreds of dollars in fake $20 bills at an Ocala elementary school. School officials reported the boy to police on Tuesday.The fake bills were discovered when a child tried to use one to pay for lunch. An administrator then tracked down several other students with fake bills. Those students all identified the boy.The boy _ who was not identified _ was turned over to the Department of Children and Families after authorities learned his guardians had warrants for their arrest.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Texas death row inmate gets mistrial hearing set for 2 days AFTER execution date]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Texas_death_row_inmate_gets_mistrial_hearing_set_for_2_days_AFTER_execution_date/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Texas_death_row_inmate_gets_mistrial_hearing_set_for_2_days_AFTER_execution_date/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 20:54:16 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jvp15</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Texas_death_row_inmate_gets_mistrial_hearing_set_for_2_days_AFTER_execution_date/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man found guilty of killing another man and his girl friend had a trial before a judge who was having an affair with the DA.  Somebody now thinks that may have influenced the judge - duh - so a hearing for a new trial is set.  Problem is it the trial is set 2 days after the execution date.  Governor has to think about a stay of execution...<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Flushing Goldfish Illegal]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Flushing_Goldfish_Illegal/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Flushing_Goldfish_Illegal/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 11:53:22 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Flushing_Goldfish_Illegal/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Owners who have been flushing goldfish down the toilet must now find other methods since strict, new animal protection laws took effect today.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Men wait in school toilets]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Men_wait_in_school_toilets/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Men_wait_in_school_toilets/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 11:49:37 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Men_wait_in_school_toilets/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A primary school student was made to undress and was sexually threatened by two men during a class sleepover. No attempt was made to warn the public.  The offenders are still at large.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Soldier Refused Lodging, "No Military" Policy at Hotel?]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Military/Soldier_Refused_Lodging_No_Military_Policy_at_Hotel-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Military/Soldier_Refused_Lodging_No_Military_Policy_at_Hotel-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 11:30:47 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Military</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Military/Soldier_Refused_Lodging_No_Military_Policy_at_Hotel-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Corporal Tomos Stringer, on leave from Afghanistan, visiting a wounded friend was turned away by the Metro Hotel.  He spent the night in his car.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Cocktail puts woman in hospital]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Cocktail_puts_woman_in_hospital-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Cocktail_puts_woman_in_hospital-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 11:20:06 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Cocktail_puts_woman_in_hospital-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[19 year old Corinne Coyle on holiday in Greece reacted to concoction of Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin. Her head swelled to the size of a football (aka soccer ball) and doctors are unsure if it will return to normal. She swears she'll never drink alcohol again.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA['Dead' Father on TV Five Years After Family Cremated Him]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Dead_Father_on_TV_Five_Years_After_Family_Cremated_Him/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Dead_Father_on_TV_Five_Years_After_Family_Cremated_Him/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 10:28:15 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Dead_Father_on_TV_Five_Years_After_Family_Cremated_Him/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man spotted his father alive on television - five years after he thought he had cremated him.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Man Sues Police Department to get His Leg Back]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_Sues_Police_Department_to_get_His_Leg_Back/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_Sues_Police_Department_to_get_His_Leg_Back/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  4 Sep 2008 10:25:43 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_Sues_Police_Department_to_get_His_Leg_Back/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A judge on Wednesday ordered Alliance police to return a prosthetic leg seized from a victim in a shooting last week.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Cross-Dresser Snatches Purse, Drops Key Evidence:  Water-filled, Sock-covered Condom]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Cross-Dresser_Snatches_Purse_Drops_Key_Evidence__Water-filled_Sock-covered_Condom/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Cross-Dresser_Snatches_Purse_Drops_Key_Evidence__Water-filled_Sock-covered_Condom/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  3 Sep 2008 15:57:04 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Cross-Dresser_Snatches_Purse_Drops_Key_Evidence__Water-filled_Sock-covered_Condom/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A cross-dressing man snatched a woman's purse on Tuesday, leaving behind a water-filled condom used as a fake breast that could help police find the robber.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Can't afford a house? How about ONE Euro? Come to Sicily!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/Cant_afford_a_house_How_about_ONE_Euro_Come_to_Sicily/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/Cant_afford_a_house_How_about_ONE_Euro_Come_to_Sicily/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  3 Sep 2008 12:00:57 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/Cant_afford_a_house_How_about_ONE_Euro_Come_to_Sicily/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[With all the people in the US losing their houses because of the mortgage crisis, surely there are some who want to learn Italian for free?<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[US Open tennis balls go to school]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/US_Open_tennis_balls_go_to_school/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/US_Open_tennis_balls_go_to_school/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  3 Sep 2008 11:52:20 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/US_Open_tennis_balls_go_to_school/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[400 used tennis balls from the 2008 US Open have been donated by the US Tennis Association to Luc Bordier's school. He's four and has a cochlear implant and can hear what's happening in class, except when he's distracted by background noise, including the scrapping of chairs on the floor. So the chairs and tables in his class room and the library have been fitted with bright yellow tennis balls that could have been hit by Andy Roddick or Serena Williams.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Tesco to ditch 'ten items or less' sign after good grammar campaign]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Tesco_to_ditch_ten_items_or_less_sign_after_good_grammar_campaign-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Tesco_to_ditch_ten_items_or_less_sign_after_good_grammar_campaign-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  3 Sep 2008 10:14:01 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jvp15</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Tesco_to_ditch_ten_items_or_less_sign_after_good_grammar_campaign-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[From now on, signs in new stores are to say &quot;up to 10 items&quot; after a long running argument with those who have objected to the use of the word &quot;less&quot; in that context. Many have argued that the signs ought to read &quot;ten items or fewer&quot; instead of &quot;ten items or less&quot;. Their argument is that the word 'fewer' should be used when it refers to quantities that can be counted. 'Less', they say, should refer to quantities that cannot be counted. But will it teach people to count?<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Lawmaker Defends Murders of Women Challenging Tradition]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Lawmaker_Defends_Murders_of_Women_Challenging_Tradition/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Lawmaker_Defends_Murders_of_Women_Challenging_Tradition/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  2 Sep 2008 12:55:04 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Lawmaker_Defends_Murders_of_Women_Challenging_Tradition/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The women, three of whom were teenagers, were shot, thrown into a ditch and buried alive in what authorities said they suspect were &quot;honor killings.&quot;<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Today at the funeral parlor: a wedding]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Today_at_the_funeral_parlor_a_wedding/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Today_at_the_funeral_parlor_a_wedding/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  1 Sep 2008 23:46:26 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Today_at_the_funeral_parlor_a_wedding/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jason and Rachael Storm got married on Saturday at the Starks and Menchinger Family Funeral Home.  Jason Storm is the funeral director. &quot;This room is usually filled with sadness and contemplation, but today it is filled with joy and celebration,&quot; the Rev. Greg Prather who officiated.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Divorce or death - what a choice]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Religion/Divorce_or_death_-_what_a_choice/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Religion/Divorce_or_death_-_what_a_choice/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:56:21 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Religion</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Religion/Divorce_or_death_-_what_a_choice/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[84 year old Mohammadu Bello Abubakar of Nigeria has 86 wives, some who have been with him for thirty years, all have children. He is under condemnation of death from the Jamatu Nasril Islam under Sharia law; the sentence is suspended, as long as he divorces all but four wives. And he's facing eviction from his home.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Welcome to your vacation:  Stun Guns, Porn Movies, Food Poisoning, Cops on the Take]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Holidays/Welcome_to_your_vacation__Stun_Guns_Porn_Movies_Food_Poisoning_Cops_on_the_Take/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Holidays/Welcome_to_your_vacation__Stun_Guns_Porn_Movies_Food_Poisoning_Cops_on_the_Take/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:29:53 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Holidays</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Holidays/Welcome_to_your_vacation__Stun_Guns_Porn_Movies_Food_Poisoning_Cops_on_the_Take/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[They paid 1500 for the dream break at the stunning  four-star Royal Park Hotel in Elenite.  The company that booked the deal, offered 230 as compensation.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Dumb Crooks:  Car Thief Hides In Portable Toilet]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Dumb_Crooks__Car_Thief_Hides_In_Portable_Toilet/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Dumb_Crooks__Car_Thief_Hides_In_Portable_Toilet/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:26:37 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Dumb_Crooks__Car_Thief_Hides_In_Portable_Toilet/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Those portable toilets can be so easy to tip over when you're inside with highly messy results.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Modesto Man Tries to Amputate Own Arm]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Modesto_Man_Tries_to_Amputate_Own_Arm/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Modesto_Man_Tries_to_Amputate_Own_Arm/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:18:41 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>SkyviewGuru</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Modesto_Man_Tries_to_Amputate_Own_Arm/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Man attempts to amputate his arm, afraid that he may die if he does not due to a failed illegal drug injection.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Six-year-old playing hide-and-seek finds abandoned baby]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/Six-year-old_playing_hide-and-seek_finds_abandoned_baby/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/Six-year-old_playing_hide-and-seek_finds_abandoned_baby/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:04:43 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/Six-year-old_playing_hide-and-seek_finds_abandoned_baby/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A six-year-old girl and her grandmother were playing hide-and-seek when the little girl made the discovery and told her grandmother she found a doll.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Aerial delivery goes awry]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Aerial_delivery_goes_awry/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Aerial_delivery_goes_awry/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:15:46 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>eddiherd</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Aerial_delivery_goes_awry/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[UNC (Chapel Hill) football team was to have the kickoff ball &quot;delivered&quot; by parachutists from Aerial Adventures. Instead, the parachutists landed nearby in Durham where Duke University and Virginia players were warming up for *their* game. UNC associate athletic director Rick Steinbacher said &quot;In about five years, maybe this will be funny&quot;. I think it's more like five minutes.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Amanda had a little lamb who followed her to London Bridge]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Amanda_had_a_little_lamb_who_followed_her_to_London_Bridge/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Amanda_had_a_little_lamb_who_followed_her_to_London_Bridge/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:48:39 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Amanda_had_a_little_lamb_who_followed_her_to_London_Bridge/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Freemen of the City of London have the right to drive sheep across London Bridge. Amanda Cottrell was so named last year and plans to raise awareness to restore Canterbury Cathedral and local food production.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Too...many...jokes...can't...decide]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Too---many---jokes---cant---decide/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Too---many---jokes---cant---decide/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:19:53 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kouhoutek</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Too---many---jokes---cant---decide/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Malaysian man may have to postpone his wedding, or at least the honeymoon.  His male enhancement technique involved screwing a large nut, well, in about the only place it could be screwed.  The said organ became engorged, and he couldn't remove it.  Nor could the hospital.  Nor the fire department.  As of press time, he was still...there is no other was to say this...screwed.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Never keep a man from his meal!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Never_keep_a_man_from_his_meal/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Never_keep_a_man_from_his_meal/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:40:59 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BeckyAnn</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Never_keep_a_man_from_his_meal/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Cops put this man in the car while they searched for more drugs.  He must have not been restrained properly as he was able to eat the evidence plastic bag and all!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

<item>
<title><![CDATA[Woman sleeps through five-hour SWAT standoff]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Woman_sleeps_through_five-hour_SWAT_standoff/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Woman_sleeps_through_five-hour_SWAT_standoff/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:28:34 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Woman_sleeps_through_five-hour_SWAT_standoff/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[During the five-hour standoff, the woman slept through everything and didn't know it was going on.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
</item>

</channel>
</rss>
