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<title>Groxx / viningc / Saved News</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Family Outraged After Colorado 3rd Grader Suspended for Sniffing Shirt With Marker on It]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Family_Outraged_After_Colorado_3rd_Grader_Suspended_for_Sniffing_Shirt_With_Marker_on_It/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Family_Outraged_After_Colorado_3rd_Grader_Suspended_for_Sniffing_Shirt_With_Marker_on_It/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  4 Apr 2008 13:53:16 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Zero Tolerance</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Family_Outraged_After_Colorado_3rd_Grader_Suspended_for_Sniffing_Shirt_With_Marker_on_It/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No, you read that right: 8-year-old suspended for 3 days for sniffing his own shirt. Principal accused him of &quot;huffing&quot; because the shirt was marked by a &quot;Sharpie&quot; marker.<br/><br/>20 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pastor issues sex challenge]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Religion/Pastor_issues_sex_challenge/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Religion/Pastor_issues_sex_challenge/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:05:00 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jelindley</dc:creator>
<category>Religion</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Religion/Pastor_issues_sex_challenge/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Pastor wants his married couples to be 'busy' with their spouses. He backs it up with the Bible too.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Paramedic turned firefighter could be fired for saving lives]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Paramedic_turned_firefighter_could_be_fired_for_saving_lives-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Paramedic_turned_firefighter_could_be_fired_for_saving_lives-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:10:07 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kouhoutek</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Paramedic_turned_firefighter_could_be_fired_for_saving_lives-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A London firefighter has been ordered not to use his paramedic skills on the job...for insurance reasons.  He brazenly disobeyed the order by not allowing a 4 year girl bleed to death after being hit by a car, and now faces dismissal.Randolf Mantooth shakes his head and sadly walks away.<br/><br/>16 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Half of UK men would swap sex for 50 inch TV]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Half_of_UK_men_would_swap_sex_for_50_inch_TV/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Half_of_UK_men_would_swap_sex_for_50_inch_TV/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:03:09 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Difdi</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Half_of_UK_men_would_swap_sex_for_50_inch_TV/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[At first, it seems like an obvious choice, but on further contemplation...<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Crack Found in Man's Buttocks]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Crack_Found_in_Mans_Buttocks/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Crack_Found_in_Mans_Buttocks/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:36:49 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sysadmkc</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Crack_Found_in_Mans_Buttocks/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Saudis clamp down on valentines]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Religion/Saudis_clamp_down_on_valentines/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Religion/Saudis_clamp_down_on_valentines/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:59:29 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottR</dc:creator>
<category>Religion</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Religion/Saudis_clamp_down_on_valentines/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Anticipating that they might be given as gifts for Valentine's Day, Saudi officials have banned the sale of red items. This is because of a prohibition on celebrating non-Islamic festivals and because Valentine's Day is considered to encourage relations between men and women outside of wedlock.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[As seen on TV!!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/As_seen_on_TV/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/As_seen_on_TV/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:05:33 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kouhoutek</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/As_seen_on_TV/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[In a move worthy of Perry Mason, a Hillsborough County sheriff's deputy &quot;proved&quot; a suspect was faking it by dramatically dumping him from his wheelchair.The sad reality is that the suspect broke his neck 14 years ago, and is a genuine quadriplegic.  Bonus: it was all caught on video.Three deputies have been suspended without pay, and the investigation is ongoing.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A lost laptop, a $54 million lawsuit]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/A_lost_laptop_a_54_million_lawsuit/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/A_lost_laptop_a_54_million_lawsuit/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:59:02 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Lawsuits</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/A_lost_laptop_a_54_million_lawsuit/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[$1100 computer + $300 warranty. Computer was returned for repair on power switch, customer got the run around for months before someone admitted it had been lost. Company eventually offered $2100 plus $500 gift card.  Customer filed $54 million law suit not only over the loss of the computer, but software, downloaded music, irreplaceable photos, concern over identity theft.<br/><br/>21 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Body lay undiscovered in S.F. police custody while suspects fled]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Body_lay_undiscovered_in_S-F-_police_custody_while_suspects_fled/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Body_lay_undiscovered_in_S-F-_police_custody_while_suspects_fled/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:40:04 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michelle</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Body_lay_undiscovered_in_S-F-_police_custody_while_suspects_fled/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The bizarre case of a San Francisco computer software developer who was apparently slain in December - and whose body lay undiscovered in the back of a van in a police impound yard for a week - finally became public Tuesday, as investigators said they were looking for two suspects who shared a home with the victim.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fourth time the charm in robbery]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Fourth_time_the_charm_in_robbery/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Fourth_time_the_charm_in_robbery/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:06:39 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>virginiagirl</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Fourth_time_the_charm_in_robbery/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Four robberies in one day at the same location. Positive proof that drinking beer destroys brain cells...assuming that he had any to begin with.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Weiner Mobile Wipes Out]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Weiner_Mobile_Wipes_Out/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Weiner_Mobile_Wipes_Out/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:55:41 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>n9zsy</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Weiner_Mobile_Wipes_Out/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Oscar Mayer Weiner mobile hits a patch of ice and spins out. Many bad &quot;food&quot; puns in this intesteing article. No comment on the Tow Truck Drivers comment....<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Natives' close encounter of the sexual kind]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Natives_close_encounter_of_the_sexual_kind/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Natives_close_encounter_of_the_sexual_kind/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:07:15 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ianchai</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Natives_close_encounter_of_the_sexual_kind/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Muslim-run nature camps set up near native Semai native tribe's villages without asking their permission or even notifying them. Natives upset that they &amp; their children keep stumbling across Muslim youth trying to escape detection by Islamic police having sex in their jungle. &quot;The villagers come across couples doing this almost everyday now: Amongst the trees, in the rivers and on the rocks.&quot; Village chief complains &quot;All kinds of development that are of no benefit to us is happening around us, while our ancestral lands are getting smaller and smaller in size.&quot;<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Coming Soon to a Newsstand Near You--Ads You Can Lick!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Coming_Soon_to_a_Newsstand_Near_You-Ads_You_Can_Lick/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Coming_Soon_to_a_Newsstand_Near_You-Ads_You_Can_Lick/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:22:38 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Dana</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Coming_Soon_to_a_Newsstand_Near_You-Ads_You_Can_Lick/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Apparently it's already happened, and in this month's People magazine, it'll happen again:  ads you can lick.  Yes, lick.  So next time you're at the dentist, watch out--you don't know where that magazine has been!<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man ticketed for running red light...during a funeral procession]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_ticketed_for_running_red_light---during_a_funeral_procession/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_ticketed_for_running_red_light---during_a_funeral_procession/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:29:14 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kouhoutek</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_ticketed_for_running_red_light---during_a_funeral_procession/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A traffic camera captured a Philadelphia man &quot;running&quot; a red light, despite being part of a funeral procession with a police escort.Even though the photo shows a police office presumably waving him through, the city decided to send a ticket anyway.The city claims errors such as these are a &quot;rare occurrence&quot;, but a local funeral director says he writes 40 to 50 letters a year trying to clear this sort of thing up.<br/><br/>23 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Want a woman? Interested in 10 thousand?  How about 10 million?]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Government/Want_a_woman_Interested_in_10_thousand__How_about_10_million/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Government/Want_a_woman_Interested_in_10_thousand__How_about_10_million/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:08:37 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Government</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Government/Want_a_woman_Interested_in_10_thousand__How_about_10_million/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Henry Kissinger reports that during trade negotiations in 1973 Mao Zedong offered the US ten thousand, or even ten million, women.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pennsylvania Sues Woman For Selling Goods On eBay Without A License]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Pennsylvania_Sues_Woman_For_Selling_Goods_On_eBay_Without_A_License/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Pennsylvania_Sues_Woman_For_Selling_Goods_On_eBay_Without_A_License/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  5 Feb 2008 11:02:32 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MysticSentinel</dc:creator>
<category>Lawsuits</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Pennsylvania_Sues_Woman_For_Selling_Goods_On_eBay_Without_A_License/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A woman in Pennsylvania is sued by the state for selling on eBay without obtaining a state Auctioneer License.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Lab Tests Reveal More Than Just Sweets In Chocolate]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Holidays/Lab_Tests_Reveal_More_Than_Just_Sweets_In_Chocolate/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Holidays/Lab_Tests_Reveal_More_Than_Just_Sweets_In_Chocolate/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  7 Feb 2008 21:48:17 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>yawarakai</dc:creator>
<category>Holidays</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Holidays/Lab_Tests_Reveal_More_Than_Just_Sweets_In_Chocolate/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Study finds extras in boxes of Valentines chocolate.  Cat hairs, bugs, human hair and more.  Chocolate tested were Godiva's, Russel Stover's Whitman's and more.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[You think U.S. zero tolerance is bad...]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/You_think_U-S-_zero_tolerance_is_bad---/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/You_think_U-S-_zero_tolerance_is_bad---/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  8 Feb 2008 13:47:36 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kouhoutek</dc:creator>
<category>Zero Tolerance</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/You_think_U-S-_zero_tolerance_is_bad---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[...then stay away from Dubai. A British man is sentenced to four years in jail for having a microscopic speck of marijuana on the sole of his shoe.<br/><br/>17 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Be very wary of what you have on your HDD when traveling...]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Be_very_wary_of_what_you_have_on_your_HDD_when_traveling---/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Be_very_wary_of_what_you_have_on_your_HDD_when_traveling---/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:15:14 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Difdi</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Be_very_wary_of_what_you_have_on_your_HDD_when_traveling---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I thought they needed probable cause to seize property...?<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[If your badge is fake, don't mess with the real thing.]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/If_your_badge_is_fake_dont_mess_with_the_real_thing-/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/If_your_badge_is_fake_dont_mess_with_the_real_thing-/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:59:48 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>bfilite</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/If_your_badge_is_fake_dont_mess_with_the_real_thing-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Teen put flashing lights on his car, then decided to pull over a motorist.  Only problem was that the &quot;motorist&quot; was an off-duty sheriff's deputy.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bosses fire worker who put up 'Dilbert' comic]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/Bosses_fire_worker_who_put_up_Dilbert_comic/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/Bosses_fire_worker_who_put_up_Dilbert_comic/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:02:54 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Work-Related</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/Bosses_fire_worker_who_put_up_Dilbert_comic/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man who posted a &quot;Dilbert&quot; comic strip on an office bulletin board has lost his job for implying his bosses were a bunch of drunken lemurs.<br/><br/>18 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Handicapped woman with handicapped permit fined for parking in handicapped space]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Handicapped_woman_with_handicapped_permit_fined_for_parking_in_handicapped_space/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Handicapped_woman_with_handicapped_permit_fined_for_parking_in_handicapped_space/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  9 Nov 2007 13:43:56 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kouhoutek</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Handicapped_woman_with_handicapped_permit_fined_for_parking_in_handicapped_space/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Handicapped woman fined $200 for parking in handicapped space, because her permit was not fully exposed.But she is not without recourse. She is allowed to appeal the case, for a mere nonrefundable $275 filing fee. Nonrefundable in the sense she doesn't get it back even if she wins.<br/><br/>17 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[More Zero Tolerance: Junior High Girl Given Given Detention for Hugging Classmate Who Lost a Parent]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/More_Zero_Tolerance_Junior_High_Girl_Given_Given_Detention_for_Hugging_Classmate_Who_Lost_a_Parent-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/More_Zero_Tolerance_Junior_High_Girl_Given_Given_Detention_for_Hugging_Classmate_Who_Lost_a_Parent-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:53:01 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Beeeej</dc:creator>
<category>Zero Tolerance</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/More_Zero_Tolerance_Junior_High_Girl_Given_Given_Detention_for_Hugging_Classmate_Who_Lost_a_Parent-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A thirteen year old girl in Prattville, Alabama (near Montgomery) was given detention for hugging a classmate who was mourning the recent loss of one of his parents.  Apparently the school's &quot;Zero Tolerance&quot; policy to prevent sexual harassment lawsuits gave the administrators &quot;no choice.&quot;<br/><br/>20 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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