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<pubDate>Tue,  2 Dec 2008 15:33:23 -0700</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Teens Charged in Nursing Home Abuse]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/teens-charged-in-nursing-home-abuse/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/teens-charged-in-nursing-home-abuse/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  2 Dec 2008 16:33:23 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/teens-charged-in-nursing-home-abuse/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Six teenage girls, looking to &quot;make their work fun&quot; are accused of spitting in residents' mouths, poking and groping their breasts and genitals and taunting them until they screamed.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Drunk Driver Runs Over Himself With His Own Vehicle]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/drunk-driver-runs-over-himself-with-his-own-vehicle/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/drunk-driver-runs-over-himself-with-his-own-vehicle/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:56:40 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/drunk-driver-runs-over-himself-with-his-own-vehicle/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A drunk driver was run over by his own car after leading police on a chase and neglecting to put his truck in park after finally coming to a halt.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Youths Order Take-Out While Still At Fatal Crash]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/youths-order-take-out-while-still-at-fatal-crash/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/youths-order-take-out-while-still-at-fatal-crash/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:11:41 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/youths-order-take-out-while-still-at-fatal-crash/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[While residents comforted the injured woman, the five teenage occupants of the Subaru stood motionless on the footpath then someone dropped off Maccas.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman Loses Hands, Feet In Hospital 'Mistake']]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/woman-loses-hands-feet-in-hospital-mistake/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/woman-loses-hands-feet-in-hospital-mistake/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:42:41 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/woman-loses-hands-feet-in-hospital-mistake/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A vibrant young mother who went to a Brooklyn hospital for a kidney stone left without her hands and feet because of a &quot;medical mistake.&quot;<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Inmates Crawl Through Ceiling to Have Sex]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/inmates-crawl-through-ceiling-to-have-sex/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/inmates-crawl-through-ceiling-to-have-sex/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:43:04 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/inmates-crawl-through-ceiling-to-have-sex/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Three inmates at a southern Indiana jail figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels and used the passageway for sexual encounters.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Escaped Inmate Turns Himself In]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/escaped-inmate-turns-himself-in/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/escaped-inmate-turns-himself-in/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:19:29 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/escaped-inmate-turns-himself-in/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Awake During Surgery Unable to Do Anything]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/awake-during-surgery-unable-to-do-anything/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/awake-during-surgery-unable-to-do-anything/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:11:12 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/awake-during-surgery-unable-to-do-anything/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[She woke up during abdominal surgery and could feel every cut of the surgeon's knife but was unable to scream for help as the anesthesia had paralysed her.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Teens Cited for Drunk Driving After Crashing Car While Texting]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/teens-cited-for-drunk-driving-after-crashing-car-while-texting/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/teens-cited-for-drunk-driving-after-crashing-car-while-texting/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:05:06 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/teens-cited-for-drunk-driving-after-crashing-car-while-texting/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Two teenagers were cited for operating a vehicle while intoxicated when the car crashed while the driver was sending a text message.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Juror Flirts With Murder Suspect]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/juror-flirts-with-murder-suspect/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/juror-flirts-with-murder-suspect/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:58:43 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/juror-flirts-with-murder-suspect/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A juror in a murder case sent the defendant sexually explicit letters and visited him at the county jail --- but doesn't want her husband to find out.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dumb Criminals:  Couple Arrested for Pot and Weapons After Calling Police Themselves]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/dumb-criminals--couple-arrested-for-pot-and-weapons-after-calling-police-themselves/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/dumb-criminals--couple-arrested-for-pot-and-weapons-after-calling-police-themselves/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:43:49 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/dumb-criminals--couple-arrested-for-pot-and-weapons-after-calling-police-themselves/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It started as a burglary investigation and led to a drug bust, the discovery of guns, fake police badges and Nazi uniforms and memorabilia.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bookies Hold Obama Payout on Death Fears]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/bookies-hold-obama-payout-on-death-fears/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/bookies-hold-obama-payout-on-death-fears/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:27:50 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/bookies-hold-obama-payout-on-death-fears/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Two bookmakers are refusing to pay out on bets that Obama would win the election, citing fears he could be assassinated before his inauguration.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Music Headphones Can Interfere With Heart Devices]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/music-headphones-can-interfere-with-heart-devices/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/music-headphones-can-interfere-with-heart-devices/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:49:49 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/music-headphones-can-interfere-with-heart-devices/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Have a pacemaker or an implanted defibrillator? A study finds that some headphones can interfere with heart devices if held very close to them.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Reporter Becomes YouTube Sensation With Drunk Plagiarism Confession]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/reporter-becomes-youtube-sensation-with-drunk-plagiarism-confession/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/reporter-becomes-youtube-sensation-with-drunk-plagiarism-confession/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  9 Nov 2008 17:08:03 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/reporter-becomes-youtube-sensation-with-drunk-plagiarism-confession/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, you wake up following a drunken night out and realize you sent an inappropriate text to an ex-girlfriend.  Sometimes it's worse . . .<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Coin Toss Decides Minnesota Mayor's Race]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/coin-toss-decides-minnesota-mayors-race/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/coin-toss-decides-minnesota-mayors-race/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  9 Nov 2008 17:02:06 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/coin-toss-decides-minnesota-mayors-race/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It already was a strange race in Goodridge, population 98, no one ran for mayor. Winners were both write-ins.  To break the tie, each tossed a coin.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Students Disciplined for Saying Name of President-Elect]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/students-disciplined-for-saying-name-of-president-elect/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/students-disciplined-for-saying-name-of-president-elect/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat,  8 Nov 2008 22:03:40 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/students-disciplined-for-saying-name-of-president-elect/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A school bus driver and a coach were disciplined for allegedly telling students not to say President-elect Barack Obama's name.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Texas Paper Doesn't Bother to Report Obama's Win, Readers Protest]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/texas-paper-doesnt-bother-to-report-obamas-win-readers-protest/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/texas-paper-doesnt-bother-to-report-obamas-win-readers-protest/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat,  8 Nov 2008 18:52:14 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/texas-paper-doesnt-bother-to-report-obamas-win-readers-protest/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The day after Obama was elected as president, the banner headline for the Tribune read, &quot;Jackson defeats Schoen.&quot;<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Feds Free U.S. Citizen Held for 2 Months as an Illegal Immigrant]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/feds-free-u-s--citizen-held-for-2-months-as-an-illegal-immigrant/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/feds-free-u-s--citizen-held-for-2-months-as-an-illegal-immigrant/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  5 Nov 2008 20:22:14 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/feds-free-u-s--citizen-held-for-2-months-as-an-illegal-immigrant/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The 25-year-old Jose Ledesma, born in Madera County, CA is happy to be free after facing possible deportation. He had twice provided government attorneys with a copy of his California birth certificate.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[10th Annual Naked Pumpkin Run - Runners Will have to Register As Sex Offenders]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/10th-annual-naked-pumpkin-run---runners-will-have-to-register-as-sex-offenders/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/10th-annual-naked-pumpkin-run---runners-will-have-to-register-as-sex-offenders/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  4 Nov 2008 16:50:17 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/10th-annual-naked-pumpkin-run---runners-will-have-to-register-as-sex-offenders/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Runners who streaked the Pearl Street Mall wearing nothing but pumpkins will have to register as sex offenders if convicted of indecent exposure.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Missing Teeth Gum Up Relationship]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/missing-teeth-gum-up-relationship/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/missing-teeth-gum-up-relationship/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  4 Nov 2008 10:47:13 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/missing-teeth-gum-up-relationship/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No one saw Louise Deeringer's false teeth behind the TV stand until it was too late --- and she and her boyfriend had both been arrested.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bowler Rolls a Perfect Game, Then Dies]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/bowler-rolls-a-perfect-game-then-dies/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/bowler-rolls-a-perfect-game-then-dies/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:58:19 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/bowler-rolls-a-perfect-game-then-dies/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at the Ravenna Bowl.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Police Officer Chases His Own Stolen Truck]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-officer-chases-his-own-stolen-truck/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-officer-chases-his-own-stolen-truck/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:55:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-officer-chases-his-own-stolen-truck/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A police officer directing traffic outside of a concert in suburban Dallas noticed a familiar-looking truck driving by - his own.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Vicar Undergoes Surgery for Potato Stuck in Backside]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/vicar-undergoes-surgery-for-potato-stuck-in-backside/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/vicar-undergoes-surgery-for-potato-stuck-in-backside/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:49:08 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/vicar-undergoes-surgery-for-potato-stuck-in-backside/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The clergyman told nurses he was naked and fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.  He had a potato stuck in his bottom.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mom threw 4-year-old into path of SUV]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/mom-threw-4-year-old-into-path-of-suv/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/mom-threw-4-year-old-into-path-of-suv/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:33:40 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/mom-threw-4-year-old-into-path-of-suv/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[While waiting to get on a city bus she beat and berated her oldest daughter before throwing her into the path of an oncoming vehicle.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Priest Used Confessional To Pick Up Woman]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Religion/priest-used-confessional-to-pick-up-woman/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Religion/priest-used-confessional-to-pick-up-woman/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:31:06 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Religion</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Religion/priest-used-confessional-to-pick-up-woman/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When Fr. Elvis left the building, he'd head to Rodriguez-Lytwyn's home, where the two carried on a seven-month affair.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Alzheimer's patients vote]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/alzheimers-patients-vote/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/alzheimers-patients-vote/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:39:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/alzheimers-patients-vote/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A month ago, she couldn't tell you her name she was so bad, and, depending on what time of day it is, her name is the only thing she can tell you.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[On a Whim, Woman Buys Foreclosed Home and Gives It Back to Owner]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/on-a-whim-woman-buys-foreclosed-home-and-gives-it-back-to-owner/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/on-a-whim-woman-buys-foreclosed-home-and-gives-it-back-to-owner/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:08:05 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/on-a-whim-woman-buys-foreclosed-home-and-gives-it-back-to-owner/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Texas woman went to a housing auction distraught at watching strangers bid on her foreclosed home.  One of those strangers bought it back for her.<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Newlywed Killed by Police in Case of Mistaken Identity]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/newlywed-killed-by-police-in-case-of-mistaken-identity/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/newlywed-killed-by-police-in-case-of-mistaken-identity/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:05:21 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/newlywed-killed-by-police-in-case-of-mistaken-identity/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A newlywed killed by police after he stepped outside his home to confront suspected burglars was shot in a case of mistaken identity.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pound Puppy Becomes K9 Cop]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/pound-puppy-becomes-k9-cop/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/pound-puppy-becomes-k9-cop/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:49:28 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Work-Related</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/pound-puppy-becomes-k9-cop/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A deputy sheriff has trained a Labrador cross from the pound as a narcotics dog after learning the sheriff's office couldn't afford $5,000 for a new dog.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Addict who Gambled Sues Casino for  $1.4B (Au)]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/addict-who-gambled-sues-casino-for--1-4b-au/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/addict-who-gambled-sues-casino-for--1-4b-au/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:33:25 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Lawsuits</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/addict-who-gambled-sues-casino-for--1-4b-au/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A gambler who lost millions in a A$1.4B gaming spree is suing the casino, claiming he was targeted despite a known gambling addiction.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Call Center Worker Freezes Customer's Bank Account in Revenge]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/call-center-worker-freezes-customers-bank-account-in-revenge-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/call-center-worker-freezes-customers-bank-account-in-revenge-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:52:04 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Work-Related</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/call-center-worker-freezes-customers-bank-account-in-revenge-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A bank customer who criticized an &quot;unhelpful&quot; worker at the bank's call center found his bank account frozen and his identity changed in revenge.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Feces Found in Ice Cream Served at Sydney Pub]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/feces-found-in-ice-cream-served-at-sydney-pub/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/feces-found-in-ice-cream-served-at-sydney-pub/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:56:18 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/feces-found-in-ice-cream-served-at-sydney-pub/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The State government food minister confirmed that frozen fecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to placate a pub patron.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Injured pedestrian sued for damaging car]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/injured-pedestrian-sued-for-damaging-car/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/injured-pedestrian-sued-for-damaging-car/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:47:54 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/injured-pedestrian-sued-for-damaging-car/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A teenager hit by a car, and left for dead, is being sued by the driver's former employer for damaging the company car.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man drives drunk to protest drunk driving charge]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/man-drives-drunk-to-protest-drunk-driving-charge/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/man-drives-drunk-to-protest-drunk-driving-charge/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:44:48 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/man-drives-drunk-to-protest-drunk-driving-charge/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man charged with drunk driving, drove (still drunk) to police headquarters to explain why he was unhappy with the charge.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tramp finds Sir Paul McCartney's Head]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Celebrities/Tramp_finds_Sir_Paul_McCartneys_Head/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Celebrities/Tramp_finds_Sir_Paul_McCartneys_Head/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:27:45 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Celebrities</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Celebrities/Tramp_finds_Sir_Paul_McCartneys_Head/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A tramp has won a 2,000 reward after finding the lost head of Sir Paul McCartney in waxwork among bags of rubbish.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Nike Refuses to Acknowledge Marathon Winner]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Nike_Refuses_to_Acknowledge_Marathon_Winner/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Nike_Refuses_to_Acknowledge_Marathon_Winner/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:43:01 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Nike_Refuses_to_Acknowledge_Marathon_Winner/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[She ran the fastest time in Nike's Women's Marathon, but didn't win because she wasn't among the elite runners given a 20-minute head start.<br/><br/>17 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Teen 'not safe' with vacuum cleaner]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Teen_not_safe_with_vacuum_cleaner-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Teen_not_safe_with_vacuum_cleaner-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:23:28 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Teen_not_safe_with_vacuum_cleaner-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Karl Walker,16, was told he is not old enough to use hot water, cleaner, furniture polish, or to empty bins (no report on his Mum's response)<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Football Coach Spends Uniform Money At Strip Club]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Football_Coach_Spends_Uniform_Money_At_Strip_Club/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Football_Coach_Spends_Uniform_Money_At_Strip_Club/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:23:55 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Football_Coach_Spends_Uniform_Money_At_Strip_Club/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A former high school football coach is accused of withdrawing money from an account intended for team uniforms to use at a strip club.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Six-foot long python hit by car]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Six-foot_long_python_hit_by_car/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Six-foot_long_python_hit_by_car/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:15:24 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Six-foot_long_python_hit_by_car/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Why did the snake cross the road?  A six-foot long Burmese Python was struck by a car as it tried to cross Palm Beach Road from east to west.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man drags gas station attendant across parking lot after stealing gas]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_drags_gas_station_attendant_across_parking_lot_after_stealing_gas/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_drags_gas_station_attendant_across_parking_lot_after_stealing_gas/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:13:01 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_drags_gas_station_attendant_across_parking_lot_after_stealing_gas/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man swindled a gas station out of almost half a tank of gas before dragging a station employee through the station parking lot.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[19 Hours in ER, Never Saw Doctor, Still Received Bill]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/19_Hours_in_ER_Never_Saw_Doctor_Still_Received_Bill/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/19_Hours_in_ER_Never_Saw_Doctor_Still_Received_Bill/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:48:39 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/19_Hours_in_ER_Never_Saw_Doctor_Still_Received_Bill/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A woman who never saw a doctor even though she waited 19 hours with an injury to her right leg in the ER received a bill for $162.<br/><br/>17 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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