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<title>Groxx / Wizard / All</title>
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<description>Groxx</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:48:24 -0700</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Kansas City Student Could Face Charges for Hugging School Social Worker]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/kansas-city-student-could-face-charges-for-hugging-school-social-worker-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/kansas-city-student-could-face-charges-for-hugging-school-social-worker-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:48:24 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/kansas-city-student-could-face-charges-for-hugging-school-social-worker-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A junior high school student could be charged with sexual battery after allegedly giving a school social worker an &quot;inappropriate&quot; hug.The employee at Chisholm Trail Junior High School told an assistant principal that the 13-year-old boy embraced her in a way that made her uncomfortable, according to police in Olathe, Kan.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Lost, scared and nude]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/lost-scared-and-nude-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/lost-scared-and-nude-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:38:22 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/lost-scared-and-nude-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A naked man was found in dense rainforest south of Cairns in a bizarre rescue that has searchers scratching their heads. The man, 27, spent a cold night huddled among the trees after losing his way, and his clothes, in the rainforest. He was found sitting on a log in the nude.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jilted lover accidentally blows up building]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/jilted-lover-accidentally-blows-up-building/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/jilted-lover-accidentally-blows-up-building/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:24:50 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/jilted-lover-accidentally-blows-up-building/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A German charged with murder for causing a gas explosion that destroyed half an apartment building and killed his neighbor, told a court Wednesday he was only trying to kill himself because he was lovesick.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/robber-threatens-to-complain-after-finding-no-cash/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/robber-threatens-to-complain-after-finding-no-cash/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:41:03 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/robber-threatens-to-complain-after-finding-no-cash/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Pennsylvania man tried to rob a bank but tellers' empty cash drawers thwarted his attempt. The robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Husband's coffin kills woman]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/husbands-coffin-kills-woman/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/husbands-coffin-kills-woman/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:49:47 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/husbands-coffin-kills-woman/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Police: 90-year-old living with 3 siblings' bodies]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/police-90-year-old-living-with-3-siblings-bodies/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/police-90-year-old-living-with-3-siblings-bodies/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  9 Nov 2008 01:47:59 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/police-90-year-old-living-with-3-siblings-bodies/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A 90-year-old woman well-liked by her neighbors apparently has been living in a house with the bodies of three siblings, one of whom may have been dead since the early 1980s, police say.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Unruly airline passenger bound with duct tape]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/unruly-airline-passenger-bound-with-duct-tape/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/unruly-airline-passenger-bound-with-duct-tape/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  5 Nov 2008 15:38:03 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/unruly-airline-passenger-bound-with-duct-tape/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An airline crew used duct tape to keep a passenger in her seat because they say she became unruly, fighting flight attendants and grabbing other passengers, forcing the flight to land in North Carolina.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Stevens juror lied to fly to horse race]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/stevens-juror-lied-to-fly-to-horse-race/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/stevens-juror-lied-to-fly-to-horse-race/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  3 Nov 2008 14:20:56 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/stevens-juror-lied-to-fly-to-horse-race/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A juror who vanished during Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens's corruption trial told the judge Monday she lied about her father dying and flew to California to see horse races.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The dog ate my boyfriend]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/the-dog-ate-my-boyfriend/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/the-dog-ate-my-boyfriend/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  3 Nov 2008 09:56:31 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/the-dog-ate-my-boyfriend/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Neighbors say a woman charged with murdering her boyfriend Sunday morning tried to blame their pit bull terrier.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[McCain supporter turns away children of Obama supporters during trick-or-treat]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/mccain-supporter-turns-away-children-of-obama-supporters-during-trick-or-treat/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/mccain-supporter-turns-away-children-of-obama-supporters-during-trick-or-treat/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  2 Nov 2008 14:13:15 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/mccain-supporter-turns-away-children-of-obama-supporters-during-trick-or-treat/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Metro-Detroit Michigan woman refused to give candy on Halloween to children of Barack Obama supporters. She posted a sign outside her door reading, &quot;No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters.&quot;<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man charged with stealing 8 piggy banks]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/man-charged-with-stealing-8-piggy-banks/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/man-charged-with-stealing-8-piggy-banks/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat,  1 Nov 2008 11:58:50 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/man-charged-with-stealing-8-piggy-banks/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A 34-year-old man is charged with stealing eight piggy banks from a Minnesota home, netting more than $2,700 in change.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Butchering of deer closes restaurant]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/butchering-of-deer-closes-restaurant-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/butchering-of-deer-closes-restaurant-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:14:25 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/butchering-of-deer-closes-restaurant-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Chinese restaurant was shut down by the Erie County New York Health Department Friday after an inspector found employees butchering a deer inside. Officials don't know whether the dead deer had been hunted or if it was road kill. &quot;From our standpoint, it doesn't matter,&quot; said the Health Commissioner. &quot;They can't do what we think they did.&quot;<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Couple get pot with order of tacos]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/couple-get-pot-with-order-of-tacos/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/couple-get-pot-with-order-of-tacos/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:01:24 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/couple-get-pot-with-order-of-tacos/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Colorado couple found an unusual topping on their order of tacos: a small bag of marijuana.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Suit against God tossed over lack of address]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Religion/Suit_against_God_tossed_over_lack_of_address/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Religion/Suit_against_God_tossed_over_lack_of_address/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:31:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Religion</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Religion/Suit_against_God_tossed_over_lack_of_address/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served, because of his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Walmart Busts Three Men for Fraud After Accidentally Selling Them Empty Computer Boxes]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Walmart_Busts_Three_Men_for_Fraud_After_Accidentally_Selling_Them_Empty_Computer_Boxes/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Walmart_Busts_Three_Men_for_Fraud_After_Accidentally_Selling_Them_Empty_Computer_Boxes/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:18:49 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Walmart_Busts_Three_Men_for_Fraud_After_Accidentally_Selling_Them_Empty_Computer_Boxes/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Three men from Mexico have been arrested after they bought a laptop computer and returned with an empty box, claiming a laptop was never in it. Thinking the men were attempting to defraud the store, store employees called police. When police arrived, one of the men ran away. During the chase, he threw credit cards to the ground. Police recovered the cards and determined they were forgeries.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA['Special agent' tells cops of secret mission]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Special_agent_tells_cops_of_secret_mission/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Special_agent_tells_cops_of_secret_mission/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:33:52 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Special_agent_tells_cops_of_secret_mission/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the art museum roof.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman to virtual ex: 'I won't be ignored!']]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_to_virtual_ex_I_wont_be_ignored/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_to_virtual_ex_I_wont_be_ignored/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:54:56 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_to_virtual_ex_I_wont_be_ignored/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This has to be the weirdest and saddest, crime-of-virtual-passion story ever!<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Buns and Guns: Killer sandwiches in Beirut]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Guns/Buns_and_Guns_Killer_sandwiches_in_Beirut/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Guns/Buns_and_Guns_Killer_sandwiches_in_Beirut/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  1 Jul 2008 13:57:46 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Guns</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Guns/Buns_and_Guns_Killer_sandwiches_in_Beirut/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A new fast food restaurant in Beirut has named their food items after guns and explosives.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Oregon_Woman_Plans_to_Parade_Topless_On_July_4/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Oregon_Woman_Plans_to_Parade_Topless_On_July_4/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:22:01 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Lawsuits</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/Oregon_Woman_Plans_to_Parade_Topless_On_July_4/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Law in Oregon town says you can appear in public topless. Chamber of Commerce says except in the 4th of July parade.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Who Fell Off Couch Laughing at TV Show Ends Up Pepper Sprayed, Arrested]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_Who_Fell_Off_Couch_Laughing_at_TV_Show_Ends_Up_Pepper_Sprayed_Arrested/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_Who_Fell_Off_Couch_Laughing_at_TV_Show_Ends_Up_Pepper_Sprayed_Arrested/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:23:50 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_Who_Fell_Off_Couch_Laughing_at_TV_Show_Ends_Up_Pepper_Sprayed_Arrested/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A British man who was so amused with BBC1's &quot;Have I Got News for You&quot; that he fell off his couch in a fit of laughter was not so happy when it got him arrested and pepper sprayed.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Lengthy Trial Aborted After Jurors Played Sudoku]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Lengthy_Trial_Aborted_After_Jurors_Played_Sudoku/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Lengthy_Trial_Aborted_After_Jurors_Played_Sudoku/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:16:39 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Lengthy_Trial_Aborted_After_Jurors_Played_Sudoku/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[After 105 witnesses and three months of evidence, a drug trial costing $1 million was aborted this week when it emerged that jurors had been playing Sudoku since the trial's second week.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Post-traumatic stress vets live by Ft. Benning firing ranges]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Military/Post-traumatic_stress_vets_live_by_Ft-_Benning_firing_ranges-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Military/Post-traumatic_stress_vets_live_by_Ft-_Benning_firing_ranges-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  9 Jun 2008 14:50:16 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Military</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Military/Post-traumatic_stress_vets_live_by_Ft-_Benning_firing_ranges-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Fort Benning has placed the housing unit for veterans recovering from post-traumatic stress disorder 200 yards from the post's firing ranges.<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Nude couple crash SUV in St. Lucie with drugs, empty alcohol bottles inside]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Nude_couple_crash_SUV_in_St-_Lucie_with_drugs_empty_alcohol_bottles_inside/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Nude_couple_crash_SUV_in_St-_Lucie_with_drugs_empty_alcohol_bottles_inside/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 16:37:22 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Nude_couple_crash_SUV_in_St-_Lucie_with_drugs_empty_alcohol_bottles_inside/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A nude 18-year-old woman who admitted dealing marijuana was arrested after crashing a Toyota into a utility pole with a naked man as a passenger, according to an arrest affidavit obtained Tuesday.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kenyan arrests for 'witch' deaths]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Kenyan_arrests_for_witch_deaths/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Kenyan_arrests_for_witch_deaths/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 15:12:28 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Kenyan_arrests_for_witch_deaths/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Nineteen people have been arrested in Kenya in connection with the burning of 11 people accused of being witches.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man gets more than 6 years for posting police threat video]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_gets_more_than_6_years_for_posting_police_threat_video/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_gets_more_than_6_years_for_posting_police_threat_video/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 09:21:11 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_gets_more_than_6_years_for_posting_police_threat_video/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A reputed street gang leader was sentenced to more than six years in prison after posting a YouTube video threatening police with guns and taunting them to arrest him.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Skimpy prom dress lands Houston teen in cuffs]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Skimpy_prom_dress_lands_Houston_teen_in_cuffs/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Skimpy_prom_dress_lands_Houston_teen_in_cuffs/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 08:53:31 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Skimpy_prom_dress_lands_Houston_teen_in_cuffs/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A high school senior was escorted out in handcuffs because school officials said her revealing gold dress was inappropriate for the school prom.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Three Oklahoman men have dog-loving hearts and bad timing]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Three_Oklahoman_men_have_dog-loving_hearts_and_bad_timing/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Three_Oklahoman_men_have_dog-loving_hearts_and_bad_timing/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 12:59:57 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Three_Oklahoman_men_have_dog-loving_hearts_and_bad_timing/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Three young men tried to pull off a daring rescue of a dog held by the city pound. They were caught by the cop standing by the door when they exited.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[308-pound inmate sues county because he lost weight]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/308-pound_inmate_sues_county_because_he_lost_weight/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/308-pound_inmate_sues_county_because_he_lost_weight/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:56:59 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Lawsuits</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/308-pound_inmate_sues_county_because_he_lost_weight/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A 308 pound inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.<br/><br/>16 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Penis theft panic hits city]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Penis_theft_panic_hits_city/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Penis_theft_panic_hits_city/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:22:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Penis_theft_panic_hits_city/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Drunken Man Awakes Inside Garbage Truck]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Drunken_Man_Awakes_Inside_Garbage_Truck/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Drunken_Man_Awakes_Inside_Garbage_Truck/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:55:12 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Drunken_Man_Awakes_Inside_Garbage_Truck/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Muncie, Indiana woke up after a night of drinking inside a garbage truck.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mafioso deemed too fat for jail]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Mafioso_deemed_too_fat_for_jail/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Mafioso_deemed_too_fat_for_jail/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:28:40 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
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<description><![CDATA[A court in Sicily has ruled that an accused Mafioso can be put under house arrest because he is too fat for any Italian jail.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A really bad hair day!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/A_really_bad_hair_day/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/A_really_bad_hair_day/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  7 Mar 2008 12:57:10 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/A_really_bad_hair_day/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Pennsylvania hairstylist shot an unhappy client after she complained about her haircut.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man wins $5.15 million jackpot, casino unplugs machine]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_wins_5-15_million_jackpot_casino_unplugs_machine/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_wins_5-15_million_jackpot_casino_unplugs_machine/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  7 Mar 2008 10:16:17 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_wins_5-15_million_jackpot_casino_unplugs_machine/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Am Illinois attorney is suing a casino in the Virgin Islands after claiming they did not make good on a substantial slot machine pay out.<br/><br/>17 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Arrested, caged and DNA tested - for using MP3 player]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Arrested_caged_and_DNA_tested_-_for_using_MP3_player/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Arrested_caged_and_DNA_tested_-_for_using_MP3_player/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:41:53 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Arrested_caged_and_DNA_tested_-_for_using_MP3_player/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A commuter was arrested at gunpoint and had his DNA and fingerprints taken simply for listening to his MP3 player while waiting for a bus after his music player was mistaken for a gun.<br/><br/>22 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How to to try to beat a traffic ticket]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/How_to_to_try_to_beat_a_traffic_ticket/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/How_to_to_try_to_beat_a_traffic_ticket/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:50 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/How_to_to_try_to_beat_a_traffic_ticket/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A California man could have walked away from a 2005 traffic ticket with a $215 bill. Instead - after being convicted of perjury and presenting false evidence in court while fighting the ticket - he's looking at a year in jail, five years of probation and nearly $4,000 in fines and restitution.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Explosion caused by too many bug foggers in Galveston home]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Explosion_caused_by_too_many_bug_foggers_in_Galveston_home/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Explosion_caused_by_too_many_bug_foggers_in_Galveston_home/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:33:27 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Explosion_caused_by_too_many_bug_foggers_in_Galveston_home/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It may have looked like a good idea, but it sure didn't turn out that way. A Galveston homeowner is scratching her head after damaging her own home.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man accused of stealing hunting knives hidden in waistband trips, stabs self]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_accused_of_stealing_hunting_knives_hidden_in_waistband_trips_stabs_self-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_accused_of_stealing_hunting_knives_hidden_in_waistband_trips_stabs_self-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  8 Jan 2008 23:45:00 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Man_accused_of_stealing_hunting_knives_hidden_in_waistband_trips_stabs_self-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pair wheels corpse to store to cash check]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Pair_wheels_corpse_to_store_to_cash_check/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Pair_wheels_corpse_to_store_to_cash_check/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  8 Jan 2008 23:42:32 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Pair_wheels_corpse_to_store_to_cash_check/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store Tuesday and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[For Marine's sendoff, his car is keyed]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/For_Marines_sendoff_his_car_is_keyed/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/For_Marines_sendoff_his_car_is_keyed/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri,  4 Jan 2008 13:28:51 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/For_Marines_sendoff_his_car_is_keyed/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Chicago Marine's car was keyed by an apparently anti-war lawyer just days before the Marine returned to Iraq.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[GPS said "turn right" so he did - right into path of train]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/GPS_said_turn_right_so_he_did_-_right_into_path_of_train/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/GPS_said_turn_right_so_he_did_-_right_into_path_of_train/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  3 Jan 2008 16:17:26 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/GPS_said_turn_right_so_he_did_-_right_into_path_of_train/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A computer consultant apparently put too much faith in the GPS technology in his rental car: It didn't tell him to look both ways before driving onto tracks as a train barreled toward him. The driver had turned right, as the global positioning system advised, and the car got stuck on the tracks at the crossing.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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