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<title>Groxx / EvilEmpryss / Voted News</title>
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<description>Groxx</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:25:41 -0600</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Jilted bride gets $150K in lieu of wedding]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Jilted_bride_gets_150K_in_lieu_of_wedding/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Jilted_bride_gets_150K_in_lieu_of_wedding/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:25:41 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Jilted_bride_gets_150K_in_lieu_of_wedding/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Woman left $81k job in Florida to move in with fiance who later calls off wedding.  She wins $150k lawsuit for breach of contract; he claims he never knew her full debt situation.  He plans to appeal.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Father-of-three branded a 'pervert' - for photographing his own children in public park]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Father-of-three_branded_a_pervert_-_for_photographing_his_own_children_in_public_park/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Father-of-three_branded_a_pervert_-_for_photographing_his_own_children_in_public_park/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:11:21 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottR</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Father-of-three_branded_a_pervert_-_for_photographing_his_own_children_in_public_park/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Man takes photos of his own children on a slide in a public park; others demand he stop and accuse him of being a pedophile<br/><br/>19 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Black Holes Are Now Racially Insensitive]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/Black_Holes_Are_Now_Racially_Insensitive/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/Black_Holes_Are_Now_Racially_Insensitive/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  9 Jul 2008 14:19:01 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>NuclearNemesis</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/Black_Holes_Are_Now_Racially_Insensitive/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Remember when someone thought &quot;niggardly&quot; was a racial slur?  Now astronomers will have the same problem as a result of Dallas government workers.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cop fails to pursue escapee because "The light was green, people were honking"]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Cop_fails_to_pursue_escapee_because_The_light_was_green_people_were_honking/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Cop_fails_to_pursue_escapee_because_The_light_was_green_people_were_honking/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  3 Jul 2008 16:18:03 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kouhoutek</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Cop_fails_to_pursue_escapee_because_The_light_was_green_people_were_honking/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Drug dealer escapes while being transported...by opening the van door and walking out.The 6'3&quot; 220 lbs. man facing gun charges, was not in handcuffs, and was being transported in the front seat of an ordinary passenger van.The corrections officer, a 19 year veteran, didn't call for help, because she didn't have a radio or cell phone.  She didn't pursue on foot, because the light was green and people were honking.As of yet, no disciplinary action has been taken.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Lets Pit Bull Loose on a Toddler]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Man_Lets_Pit_Bull_Loose_on_a_Toddler/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Man_Lets_Pit_Bull_Loose_on_a_Toddler/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  3 Jul 2008 13:55:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Man_Lets_Pit_Bull_Loose_on_a_Toddler/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Brooklyn toddler was mauled by a pit bull yesterday after its sadistic, drunken owner unleashed the dog in a room where he knew five children slept, police said.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dirt poor - literally!  And not welcome in US.]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Dirt_poor_-_literally__And_not_welcome_in_US-/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Dirt_poor_-_literally__And_not_welcome_in_US-/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  3 Jul 2008 10:21:04 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>acerrubrum</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Dirt_poor_-_literally__And_not_welcome_in_US-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[African bushmen were denied entry into US to help build authentic mud huts for Frontier Cultural Museum in Virgina because they were considered poor dirt farmers who lived in mud huts and can't speak English and supposedly have no business in America.  US Consul says &quot;Should the applicants decide to apply again, they must make appointments using our ON-LINE APPOINTMENT SYSTEM.&quot;<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How much is your house worth? Prank leads to demolition of woman's house]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/How_much_is_your_house_worth_Prank_leads_to_demolition_of_womans_house/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/How_much_is_your_house_worth_Prank_leads_to_demolition_of_womans_house/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  1 Jul 2008 12:30:09 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/How_much_is_your_house_worth_Prank_leads_to_demolition_of_womans_house/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Pranksters switched the signs on the lawns of adjacent houses so contractors demolished the wrong house.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA['God' accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/God_accused_of_selling_cocaine_near_Tampa_church-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/God_accused_of_selling_cocaine_near_Tampa_church-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:44:19 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>razorbuzz</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/God_accused_of_selling_cocaine_near_Tampa_church-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When times are tough, even God finds a way to earn extra money. God is accused of selling cocaine near a Tampa, FL church.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Beer thrower falls from car]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Beer_thrower_falls_from_car/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Beer_thrower_falls_from_car/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:51:29 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>rossebenson</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Beer_thrower_falls_from_car/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A 34-year-old man has been taken to hospital after falling out of a car window while throwing beer bottles at the vehicle behind.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Couple Have Sex in Church Confessional During Mass]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Couple_Have_Sex_in_Church_Confessional_During_Mass/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Couple_Have_Sex_in_Church_Confessional_During_Mass/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:12:05 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Couple_Have_Sex_in_Church_Confessional_During_Mass/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An Italian couple were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[2 People on Opposites Sides of the US Find Lost $250K Lotto Tickets!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/2_People_on_Opposites_Sides_of_the_US_Find_Lost_250K_Lotto_Tickets/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/2_People_on_Opposites_Sides_of_the_US_Find_Lost_250K_Lotto_Tickets/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:34:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/2_People_on_Opposites_Sides_of_the_US_Find_Lost_250K_Lotto_Tickets/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Not one, but two people discover misplaced lottery tickets, each worth $250,000!  The link in the title is to the man who discovered the ticket in his jacket.  The link below is to the woman who found her ticket in the recliner she had just put on the curb.http://www.kcra.com/news/16553601/detail.htmlTaken alone, neither story is all that noteworthy.  But the odds of two people on opposite ends of the continent experiencing the same events within a day of each other is uncanny!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bystanders Ignore Hit-And-Run Victim]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Bystanders_Ignore_Hit-And-Run_Victim/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Bystanders_Ignore_Hit-And-Run_Victim/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  5 Jun 2008 17:41:44 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Bystanders_Ignore_Hit-And-Run_Victim/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[(Video) A 78-year-old man is tossed like a rag doll by a hit-and-run driver and lies motionless on a busy city street as car after car goes by. Pedestrians gawk but appear to do nothing. One driver stops briefly but then pulls back into traffic. A man on a scooter slowly circles the victim before zipping away.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman Alters Lottery Ticket to Claim $1 Million Prize]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_Alters_Lottery_Ticket_to_Claim_1_Million_Prize/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_Alters_Lottery_Ticket_to_Claim_1_Million_Prize/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed,  4 Jun 2008 21:39:10 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_Alters_Lottery_Ticket_to_Claim_1_Million_Prize/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Stupid Criminal story of the year (to date): She didn't just alter the ticket to match the winning Powerball numbers.  She CUT and PASTED the numbers onto a computer-printed ticket with a barcode at the bottom!!!!<br/><br/>16 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Group wants Wi-Fi banned from public buildings]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/Group_wants_Wi-Fi_banned_from_public_buildings-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/Group_wants_Wi-Fi_banned_from_public_buildings-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  2 Jun 2008 02:16:27 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/Group_wants_Wi-Fi_banned_from_public_buildings-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A group(!) of people in New Mexico claim they are &quot;allergic&quot; to Wi-Fi, and that Wi-Fi service (which, btw, can be useful for up to 12 miles) being present in public buildings is therefore  a violation of their civil rights.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Transformers t-shirt on no-fly list]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Transformers_t-shirt_on_no-fly_list/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Transformers_t-shirt_on_no-fly_list/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  1 Jun 2008 22:33:40 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Bullwinkle</dc:creator>
<category>Zero Tolerance</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Transformers_t-shirt_on_no-fly_list/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man wearing a t-shirt depicting Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots (the good guys) from Transformers, had to change his shirt in order to board a plane. The reason?  The shirt had an image of a gun.[When cartoon guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have cartoon guns.]<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cellphone Tower Falls, No One Hears a Thing]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Cellphone_Tower_Falls_No_One_Hears_a_Thing/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Cellphone_Tower_Falls_No_One_Hears_a_Thing/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 18:23:01 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Cellphone_Tower_Falls_No_One_Hears_a_Thing/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Can you hear me now?  Nope.  :)Cellphone tower falls in Guilford County, NC.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[What is it with Pastors and Prostitutes?]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/What_is_it_with_Pastors_and_Prostitutes-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/What_is_it_with_Pastors_and_Prostitutes-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 14:54:42 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/What_is_it_with_Pastors_and_Prostitutes-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[What's worse than a pastor soliciting prostitutes over the internet for sex? He meets her in a Walmart parking lot to seal the deal!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[School Will Not Allow Servicemen To Wear Uniform To Graduation]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/School_Will_Not_Allow_Servicemen_To_Wear_Uniform_To_Graduation/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/School_Will_Not_Allow_Servicemen_To_Wear_Uniform_To_Graduation/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 08:20:12 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mikehug</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/School_Will_Not_Allow_Servicemen_To_Wear_Uniform_To_Graduation/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An Ohio high school decides that two students who joined the military may not wear their uniforms while receiving diplomas. Says all students must wear cap and gown.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hair patrol: La. barber ticketed for Monday work]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Hair_patrol_La-_barber_ticketed_for_Monday_work/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Hair_patrol_La-_barber_ticketed_for_Monday_work/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 23:22:00 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michelle</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Hair_patrol_La-_barber_ticketed_for_Monday_work/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Barber given citation for being open on Monday in violation of obscure and ancient law.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Officer breast-feeds up to 9 quake orphans!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Heroes/Officer_breast-feeds_up_to_9_quake_orphans/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Heroes/Officer_breast-feeds_up_to_9_quake_orphans/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 14:55:43 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Heroes</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Heroes/Officer_breast-feeds_up_to_9_quake_orphans/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A hero indeed! I had enough trouble with just one baby.  This woman is taking time to feed hers AND up to eight others every day.  Talk about giving from the heart!<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Students find answers printed on back of exam]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Students_find_answers_printed_on_back_of_exam/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Students_find_answers_printed_on_back_of_exam/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 10:28:36 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Bullwinkle</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Students_find_answers_printed_on_back_of_exam/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[After sitting down to their GCSE music exam, some students realized the answers were on the back of the paper.<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Superdelegate tries to sell vote for $20 million]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/Superdelegate_tries_to_sell_vote_for_20_million/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/Superdelegate_tries_to_sell_vote_for_20_million/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 21:17:15 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>momerath</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/Superdelegate_tries_to_sell_vote_for_20_million/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Democratic superdelegate announced that he would sell his vote to Clinton or Obama for $20 million, which he would use to get out the vote among Hispanic-Americans.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Sentenced To Prison After Girl's MySpace Page Lies About Age]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Man_Sentenced_To_Prison_After_Girls_MySpace_Page_Lies_About_Age/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Man_Sentenced_To_Prison_After_Girls_MySpace_Page_Lies_About_Age/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 14:11:36 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kevertje</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Man_Sentenced_To_Prison_After_Girls_MySpace_Page_Lies_About_Age/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A 13-year-old girl's sexual shenanigans have put a second man behind bars. Morris Williams, 22, told the judge he thought the girl was 18-years-old, but he found out Tuesday that ignorance is not a defense. On her MySpace page, she claims to be a 19 year old divorced woman.<br/><br/>17 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[At some schools, failure goes from zero to 50]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/At_some_schools_failure_goes_from_zero_to_50/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/At_some_schools_failure_goes_from_zero_to_50/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 01:50:58 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mortimer14</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/At_some_schools_failure_goes_from_zero_to_50/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Now your kids can do zero work and still get 50% credit. To quote from the article &quot;...is six times as likely to get an F as it is any other grade&quot;.Personally I think this is the stupidest plan ever, but I don't have any kids.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Got Milk?  14 tons of spilled Oreos snarls traffic]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/Got_Milk__14_tons_of_spilled_Oreos_snarls_traffic/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/Got_Milk__14_tons_of_spilled_Oreos_snarls_traffic/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 10:31:33 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Work-Related</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Work-Related/Got_Milk__14_tons_of_spilled_Oreos_snarls_traffic/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos overturned Monday morning, spilling plastic sleeves of cookies into the median and roadway.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Parents Object to School's Student Bathroom Policy]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Parents_Object_to_Schools_Student_Bathroom_Policy/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Parents_Object_to_Schools_Student_Bathroom_Policy/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 07:36:48 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Parents_Object_to_Schools_Student_Bathroom_Policy/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Going to the bathroom in pairs is &quot;cruel and unusual punishment&quot;?!  Well, for the boys, maybe.  We girls always go in flocks.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Winston-Salem Schools To Go Completely Tobacco Free]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Winston-Salem_Schools_To_Go_Completely_Tobacco_Free/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Winston-Salem_Schools_To_Go_Completely_Tobacco_Free/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:45:37 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Winston-Salem_Schools_To_Go_Completely_Tobacco_Free/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No more smokin' in the boys' room!  Considering that North Carolina - and Winston-Salem in particular - are historically tobacco producing regions, this really IS a newsworthy event!<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man must repay bond of brother who committed suicide]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_must_repay_bond_of_brother_who_committed_suicide/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_must_repay_bond_of_brother_who_committed_suicide/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 10:27:23 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/Man_must_repay_bond_of_brother_who_committed_suicide/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Man puts up bail for his brother, who kills himself in jail. So he didn't show up for his trial, and thus forfeits his bail money, even though he's dead. Oy!<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bench-clearing brawl in Junior College tourney leads to double forfeit]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Bench-clearing_brawl_in_Junior_College_tourney_leads_to_double_forfeit/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Bench-clearing_brawl_in_Junior_College_tourney_leads_to_double_forfeit/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:19:50 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>bulldog89</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Bench-clearing_brawl_in_Junior_College_tourney_leads_to_double_forfeit/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A bench-clearing brawl in a junior college tournament Tuesday night ended with umpires ejecting every player and declaring a double forfeit that ended the season for both schools.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[If the test works, why not use it?]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/If_the_test_works_why_not_use_it/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/If_the_test_works_why_not_use_it/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:28:48 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Difdi</dc:creator>
<category>Bureaucracy</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Bureaucracy/If_the_test_works_why_not_use_it/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The USDA apparently thinks a 100% testing rate is less safe than a 1% testing rate!<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Speeding Ticket?  Nope.  He Got a Speedo Ticket!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Speeding_Ticket__Nope-__He_Got_a_Speedo_Ticket-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Speeding_Ticket__Nope-__He_Got_a_Speedo_Ticket-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:12:03 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Speeding_Ticket__Nope-__He_Got_a_Speedo_Ticket-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Man on the beach in Florida gets a ticket for wearing a Speedo... something he claims to have done for years.  Funny, nothing in the article about whether or not women in thongs were ticketed.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Stolen laptop leads victim to alleged thieves]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Stolen_laptop_leads_victim_to_alleged_thieves/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Stolen_laptop_leads_victim_to_alleged_thieves/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 17:17:53 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michelle</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Stolen_laptop_leads_victim_to_alleged_thieves/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Woman whose Mac laptop was stolen traces thieves with her computer knowledge.  Moral:  Don't steal a Macintosh.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Florida Teacher Accused Of Wizardry]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Florida_Teacher_Accused_Of_Wizardry/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Florida_Teacher_Accused_Of_Wizardry/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  6 May 2008 18:17:56 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HoopyFrood</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Florida_Teacher_Accused_Of_Wizardry/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Florida substitute teacher performs magic trick making a toothpick disappear. Gets accused of wizardry.<br/><br/>20 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dangerous sex as state enters bedroom]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Dangerous_sex_as_state_enters_bedroom-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Dangerous_sex_as_state_enters_bedroom-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  6 May 2008 02:59:29 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>donkeyrock</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/Dangerous_sex_as_state_enters_bedroom-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A new law makes the fact that a woman who says &quot;yes&quot; to sex while drunk is highly relevant: it may vitiate her consent. But a man's intoxication must be ignored when working out whether he had &quot;reasonable grounds&quot; for believing consent was given. It is a curious law that says alcohol only affects the cognitive abilities of women.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Teen Demonstrates How NOT To Steal Gas: Uses Lighter To Look In Gas Tank!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Teen_Demonstrates_How_NOT_To_Steal_Gas_Uses_Lighter_To_Look_In_Gas_Tank/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Teen_Demonstrates_How_NOT_To_Steal_Gas_Uses_Lighter_To_Look_In_Gas_Tank/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon,  5 May 2008 17:49:29 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Teen_Demonstrates_How_NOT_To_Steal_Gas_Uses_Lighter_To_Look_In_Gas_Tank/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Too bad Randy doesn't write the Darwin Awards!<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Florida Teacher Arrested for a THIRD Time Over Sex with Students]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/Florida_Teacher_Arrested_for_a_THIRD_Time_Over_Sex_with_Students/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/Florida_Teacher_Arrested_for_a_THIRD_Time_Over_Sex_with_Students/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun,  4 May 2008 14:46:01 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/Florida_Teacher_Arrested_for_a_THIRD_Time_Over_Sex_with_Students/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Florida teacher knows REPETITION is the only way kids learn: she's arrested for a third time for having sex with students.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[School Forces Students To Shave Eyebrows]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/School_Forces_Students_To_Shave_Eyebrows/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/School_Forces_Students_To_Shave_Eyebrows/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:28:04 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/School_Forces_Students_To_Shave_Eyebrows/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Well at least it will cut down on the number of unibrows!  School fears eyebrows with lines cut into them may be gang signs demand students either shave their brows off or not come back to school.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Eagan, Apple Valley students expelled for replica swords]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Eagan_Apple_Valley_students_expelled_for_replica_swords/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Eagan_Apple_Valley_students_expelled_for_replica_swords/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:02:59 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Zero Tolerance</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/Eagan_Apple_Valley_students_expelled_for_replica_swords/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Two students who bought replica swords on a spring break trip to England (Note: NOT brought to school) have been expelled from school for the rest of the year.<br/><br/>20 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Florida yoga teacher Tased by police - chief reasons that taser prevented deadlier force!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Florida_yoga_teacher_Tased_by_police_-_chief_reasons_that_taser_prevented_deadlier_force/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Florida_yoga_teacher_Tased_by_police_-_chief_reasons_that_taser_prevented_deadlier_force/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:18:04 -0700</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Sherylcatmom</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Florida_yoga_teacher_Tased_by_police_-_chief_reasons_that_taser_prevented_deadlier_force/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Exiting Best Buy to take a call about her child, a woman left her credit card. A clerk called police about possible fraud; that's when the fun began.<br/><br/>15 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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