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<title>Groxx / EvilEmpryss / Most Popular News</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:55:02 -0600</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[2 People on Opposites Sides of the US Find Lost $250K Lotto Tickets!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/2_People_on_Opposites_Sides_of_the_US_Find_Lost_250K_Lotto_Tickets/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/2_People_on_Opposites_Sides_of_the_US_Find_Lost_250K_Lotto_Tickets/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:55:02 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Not one, but two people discover misplaced lottery tickets, each worth $250,000!  The link in the title is to the man who discovered the ticket in his jacket.  The link below is to the woman who found her ticket in the recliner she had just put on the curb.http://www.kcra.com/news/16553601/detail.htmlTaken alone, neither story is all that noteworthy.  But the odds of two people on opposite ends of the continent experiencing the same events within a day of each other is uncanny!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman Alters Lottery Ticket to Claim $1 Million Prize]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_Alters_Lottery_Ticket_to_Claim_1_Million_Prize/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_Alters_Lottery_Ticket_to_Claim_1_Million_Prize/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  5 Jun 2008 10:21:14 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Crazy-Insane</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crazy-Insane/Woman_Alters_Lottery_Ticket_to_Claim_1_Million_Prize/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Stupid Criminal story of the year (to date): She didn't just alter the ticket to match the winning Powerball numbers.  She CUT and PASTED the numbers onto a computer-printed ticket with a barcode at the bottom!!!!<br/><br/>16 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cellphone Tower Falls, No One Hears a Thing]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Cellphone_Tower_Falls_No_One_Hears_a_Thing/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/Cellphone_Tower_Falls_No_One_Hears_a_Thing/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  3 Jun 2008 11:34:13 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Can you hear me now?  Nope.  :)Cellphone tower falls in Guilford County, NC.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[What is it with Pastors and Prostitutes?]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/What_is_it_with_Pastors_and_Prostitutes-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/What_is_it_with_Pastors_and_Prostitutes-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 11:05:32 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
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<description><![CDATA[What's worse than a pastor soliciting prostitutes over the internet for sex? He meets her in a Walmart parking lot to seal the deal!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Officer breast-feeds up to 9 quake orphans!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Heroes/Officer_breast-feeds_up_to_9_quake_orphans/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Heroes/Officer_breast-feeds_up_to_9_quake_orphans/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:43:05 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Heroes</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Heroes/Officer_breast-feeds_up_to_9_quake_orphans/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A hero indeed! I had enough trouble with just one baby.  This woman is taking time to feed hers AND up to eight others every day.  Talk about giving from the heart!<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Parents Object to School's Student Bathroom Policy]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Parents_Object_to_Schools_Student_Bathroom_Policy/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Parents_Object_to_Schools_Student_Bathroom_Policy/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 11:04:22 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Parents_Object_to_Schools_Student_Bathroom_Policy/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Going to the bathroom in pairs is &quot;cruel and unusual punishment&quot;?!  Well, for the boys, maybe.  We girls always go in flocks.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Winston-Salem Schools To Go Completely Tobacco Free]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/Winston-Salem_Schools_To_Go_Completely_Tobacco_Free/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/Winston-Salem_Schools_To_Go_Completely_Tobacco_Free/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 20:45:08 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/Winston-Salem_Schools_To_Go_Completely_Tobacco_Free/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No more smokin' in the boys' room!  Considering that North Carolina - and Winston-Salem in particular - are historically tobacco producing regions, this really IS a newsworthy event!<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Speeding Ticket?  Nope.  He Got a Speedo Ticket!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/Speeding_Ticket__Nope-__He_Got_a_Speedo_Ticket-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/Speeding_Ticket__Nope-__He_Got_a_Speedo_Ticket-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:18:49 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/Speeding_Ticket__Nope-__He_Got_a_Speedo_Ticket-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Man on the beach in Florida gets a ticket for wearing a Speedo... something he claims to have done for years.  Funny, nothing in the article about whether or not women in thongs were ticketed.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Teen Demonstrates How NOT To Steal Gas: Uses Lighter To Look In Gas Tank!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Teen_Demonstrates_How_NOT_To_Steal_Gas_Uses_Lighter_To_Look_In_Gas_Tank/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Teen_Demonstrates_How_NOT_To_Steal_Gas_Uses_Lighter_To_Look_In_Gas_Tank/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue,  6 May 2008 13:37:45 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/Teen_Demonstrates_How_NOT_To_Steal_Gas_Uses_Lighter_To_Look_In_Gas_Tank/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Too bad Randy doesn't write the Darwin Awards!<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[School Forces Students To Shave Eyebrows]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/School_Forces_Students_To_Shave_Eyebrows/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/School_Forces_Students_To_Shave_Eyebrows/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu,  1 May 2008 04:54:37 -0600</pubDate>
<dc:creator>EvilEmpryss</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/School_Forces_Students_To_Shave_Eyebrows/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Well at least it will cut down on the number of unibrows!  School fears eyebrows with lines cut into them may be gang signs demand students either shave their brows off or not come back to school.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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