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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:19:33 CST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Toyota CEO Apologizes: 'I Am Deeply Sorry']]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/toyota-ceo-apologizes-i-am-deeply-sorry/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/toyota-ceo-apologizes-i-am-deeply-sorry/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:19:33 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Akio Toyoda Apologizes for Safety Problems, Then Drives Away in a Black Audi.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pay to Play?  After Three Months, Only 35 Subscriptions for news site]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/pay-to-play--after-three-months-only-35-subscriptions-for-news-site/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/pay-to-play--after-three-months-only-35-subscriptions-for-news-site/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:39:32 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/pay-to-play--after-three-months-only-35-subscriptions-for-news-site/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[In late October, Newsday put its web site behind a pay wall. The paper was one of the first non-business newspapers to take the plunge.  Three months later, how many people have signed up to pay $5 a week, or $260 a year, to get unfettered access to newsday.com?The answer: 35 people.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[EMTs on coffee break refused to help pregnant woman who later died]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/emts-on-coffee-break-refused-to-help-pregnant-woman-who-later-died/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/emts-on-coffee-break-refused-to-help-pregnant-woman-who-later-died/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:53:24 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/emts-on-coffee-break-refused-to-help-pregnant-woman-who-later-died/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Two city emergency medical technicians were suspended without pay Monday while officials investigate accusations they refused to help a pregnant Brooklyn woman who collapsed in front of them and later died. Her baby died two hours later.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Century-old butter found in Antarctica]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/century-old-butter-found-in-antarctica/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/century-old-butter-found-in-antarctica/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:47:15 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/century-old-butter-found-in-antarctica/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Not sure I'd want to try spreading this on my English Muffin for breakfast!<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Walter Mitty takes to the skies]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/walter-mitty-takes-to-the-skies/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/walter-mitty-takes-to-the-skies/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:15:33 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ckg927</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/walter-mitty-takes-to-the-skies/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jack Bauer must be envious...a guy says he singlehandedly thwarted a terrorist attack on a recent AirTran flight. Unfortunately, this isn't 24. And the guy forgot this is the internet, and we can fact check you...<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Protesters back woman in trousers case]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/protesters-back-woman-in-trousers-case/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/protesters-back-woman-in-trousers-case/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:15:10 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/protesters-back-woman-in-trousers-case/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Having never left the dark ages, Khartoum files suit against a woman for wearing (GASP!) PANTS!  Yep, in the 21st century, this is still an issue that has driven dozens of ululating women to protest in support of the journalist being tried for indecency. Police have responded with tear gas and riot<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dog's water bowl only explanation on source of fire that burned deck]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/dogs-water-bowl-only-explanation-on-source-of-fire-that-burned-deck/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/dogs-water-bowl-only-explanation-on-source-of-fire-that-burned-deck/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 07:44:37 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BigJohn1945</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/dogs-water-bowl-only-explanation-on-source-of-fire-that-burned-deck/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This is far-fetched, but according to UW professor, it's possible. Particularly far-fetched in the &quot;wet&quot; northwest!<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Number of children zapped by stun guns while visiting Florida prisons grows to 43]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/number-of-children-zapped-by-stun-guns-while-visiting-florida-prisons-grows-to-43/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/number-of-children-zapped-by-stun-guns-while-visiting-florida-prisons-grows-to-43/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 21:03:07 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CandyLady</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/number-of-children-zapped-by-stun-guns-while-visiting-florida-prisons-grows-to-43/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[In three of Florida's prisons during &quot;Bring your daughter or son to work day,&quot; kids aged 5-17 were zapped by stun guns or had tear gas demonstrated on them.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Country to cut executive pay as crisis bites]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/country-to-cut-executive-pay-as-crisis-bites/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/country-to-cut-executive-pay-as-crisis-bites/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:34:57 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/country-to-cut-executive-pay-as-crisis-bites/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Kazakhstan leads the way! Prime Minister caps bank executive's salaries: Nobody can make more than he does!<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[UPDATED: 'Foul play' suspected in Tucson Super Bowl porn feed]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/updated-foul-play-suspected-in-tucson-super-bowl-porn-feed/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/updated-foul-play-suspected-in-tucson-super-bowl-porn-feed/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:22:21 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Randy</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/updated-foul-play-suspected-in-tucson-super-bowl-porn-feed/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Forget Wardrobe Malfunctions: full-on porn shows during ...uh... climax of Superbowl.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Broken windshield leads to lottery win]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/broken-windshield-leads-to-lottery-win/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/broken-windshield-leads-to-lottery-win/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:14:17 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CandyLady</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/broken-windshield-leads-to-lottery-win/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A woman runs an errand for her son because he has a broken windshield; she gets wrong lottery card, which wins.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[It's official: U.S. in a recession since December 2007]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/its-official-u-s--in-a-recession-since-december-2007/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/its-official-u-s--in-a-recession-since-december-2007/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:44:48 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/its-official-u-s--in-a-recession-since-december-2007/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It took them a YEAR to figure this out? ...and these are our top economists in this country? Lord help us!<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Missouri Man Who Killed Bald Eagles Is Pardoned]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/missouri-man-who-killed-bald-eagles-is-pardoned/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/missouri-man-who-killed-bald-eagles-is-pardoned/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:16:35 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/missouri-man-who-killed-bald-eagles-is-pardoned/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[He didn't really MEAN to kill them. He wanted to kill the coyotes, so he put out poisoned meat.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Fowling of a Miami Neighborhood]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/the-fowling-of-a-miami-neighborhood/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/the-fowling-of-a-miami-neighborhood/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:48:08 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/the-fowling-of-a-miami-neighborhood/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Oh, Flori-duh again! Now they have peacocks running in the streets of Miami, strutting their stuff, and blocking traffic.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Crisis forces Russians to cut back vodka drinking]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/crisis-forces-russians-to-cut-back-vodka-drinking/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/crisis-forces-russians-to-cut-back-vodka-drinking/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:35:55 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/crisis-forces-russians-to-cut-back-vodka-drinking/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Give up food, a roof over my head, but heaven forbid that I should have to give up VODKA!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man's body found in paper bale]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/mans-body-found-in-paper-bale-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/mans-body-found-in-paper-bale-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:40:24 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/mans-body-found-in-paper-bale-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Grissom, Cane, and Taylor all may need to deploy their teams on this one.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Scientists say a rock can soak up carbon dioxide]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/scientists-say-a-rock-can-soak-up-carbon-dioxide/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/scientists-say-a-rock-can-soak-up-carbon-dioxide/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:46:45 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/scientists-say-a-rock-can-soak-up-carbon-dioxide/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A cure for global warming? No, we still need to drive less!<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Texas Paper Doesn't Bother to Report Obama's Win, Readers Protest]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/texas-paper-doesnt-bother-to-report-obamas-win-readers-protest/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/texas-paper-doesnt-bother-to-report-obamas-win-readers-protest/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:53:58 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/texas-paper-doesnt-bother-to-report-obamas-win-readers-protest/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The day after Obama was elected as president, the banner headline for the Tribune read, &quot;Jackson defeats Schoen.&quot;<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Spermicide Coke, stale chips research wins Ig Nobels]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Spermicide_Coke_stale_chips_research_wins_Ig_Nobels/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Spermicide_Coke_stale_chips_research_wins_Ig_Nobels/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:42:35 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Spermicide_Coke_stale_chips_research_wins_Ig_Nobels/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[For years women used it to douche with as a contraceptive - and they were right! Coke kills sperm, but only the slow swimming ones!<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Father of the internet: 'web is running out of addresses']]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Father_of_the_internet_web_is_running_out_of_addresses/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Father_of_the_internet_web_is_running_out_of_addresses/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:49:35 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Father_of_the_internet_web_is_running_out_of_addresses/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[How could this happen? Yes, it can be fixed, but we better get started!<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Daughter of Radical Muslim Cleric Exposed as Pole Dancer]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Daughter_of_Radical_Muslim_Cleric_Exposed_as_Pole_Dancer/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Daughter_of_Radical_Muslim_Cleric_Exposed_as_Pole_Dancer/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:32:04 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Daughter_of_Radical_Muslim_Cleric_Exposed_as_Pole_Dancer/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Actually, the daughter sounds more sane than the father!<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pig Truck Closes Interstate For 9 Hours]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Pig_Truck_Closes_Interstate_For_9_Hours/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Pig_Truck_Closes_Interstate_For_9_Hours/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:45:57 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Pig_Truck_Closes_Interstate_For_9_Hours/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[As if Hurricane Ike weren't bad enough, now you have lots of loose piggies on the highway!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Can't afford a house? How about ONE Euro? Come to Sicily!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Cant_afford_a_house_How_about_ONE_Euro_Come_to_Sicily/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Cant_afford_a_house_How_about_ONE_Euro_Come_to_Sicily/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:31:04 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Cant_afford_a_house_How_about_ONE_Euro_Come_to_Sicily/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[With all the people in the US losing their houses because of the mortgage crisis, surely there are some who want to learn Italian for free?<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Junk raft makes trip from California to Hawaii in three months]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Junk_raft_makes_trip_from_California_to_Hawaii_in_three_months/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Junk_raft_makes_trip_from_California_to_Hawaii_in_three_months/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:54:43 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Junk_raft_makes_trip_from_California_to_Hawaii_in_three_months/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[In an effort to promote ecological awareness, Joel Paschal and Marcus Eriksen traveled from Long Beach to Honolulu on a raft  made from trash includi<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Are those catfish walking on airport's runway?]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Are_those_catfish_walking_on_airports_runway/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Are_those_catfish_walking_on_airports_runway/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:49:39 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Are_those_catfish_walking_on_airports_runway/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Oh, weird Florida, here we go again! Now flights are delayed because we have alligators on the runway? Well, Fay, Fay, please GO AWAY!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Waterboarding an attraction at amusement park]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Waterboarding_an_attraction_at_amusement_park/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Waterboarding_an_attraction_at_amusement_park/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:12:12 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Waterboarding_an_attraction_at_amusement_park/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[What will they think of next? Torture at an amusement park? Nobody takes this stuff seriously.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ohio inmate says he's too fat for execution]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Ohio_inmate_says_hes_too_fat_for_execution/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Ohio_inmate_says_hes_too_fat_for_execution/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:47:26 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Ohio_inmate_says_hes_too_fat_for_execution/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[...and I'll bet you thought prison food was yucky! This inmate needs to go on a diet!<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Premier gives van go brush-off]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Premier_gives_van_go_brush-off/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Premier_gives_van_go_brush-off/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:34:01 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LiviaL</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Premier_gives_van_go_brush-off/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The Aussie campervan hire company at the centre of a Cairns anti-whaling slogan campaign has hit back at censure by the national advertising watchdog<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Air hostess picks up chocolate bar, wins space trip]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Air_hostess_picks_up_chocolate_bar_wins_space_trip/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Air_hostess_picks_up_chocolate_bar_wins_space_trip/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:18:05 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Air_hostess_picks_up_chocolate_bar_wins_space_trip/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Eat chocolate: get really, really HIGH!<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bad economy is hurting strippers, too]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Bad_economy_is_hurting_strippers_too/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Bad_economy_is_hurting_strippers_too/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:51:39 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Bad_economy_is_hurting_strippers_too/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Well, when the pocket book is hurting, you gotta give up something!<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Man_bitten_on_the_penis_by_deadly_snake/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Man_bitten_on_the_penis_by_deadly_snake/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 06:10:17 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>feldencat</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
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<description><![CDATA[call of nature leads to contact with nature<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Here's a Tip: Gimme Your Kid!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Heres_a_Tip_Gimme_Your_Kid/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Heres_a_Tip_Gimme_Your_Kid/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 20:17:17 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>feldencat</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Heres_a_Tip_Gimme_Your_Kid/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[pregnant waitress asked to give up baby<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Great tits cope well with warming]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Great_tits_cope_well_with_warming/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Great_tits_cope_well_with_warming/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 07:13:02 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kylemorg</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
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<description><![CDATA[This was an eye-catching headline on BBC News online this morning.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Horse racing bet makes Briton birthday millionaire]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Horse_racing_bet_makes_Briton_birthday_millionaire/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Horse_racing_bet_makes_Briton_birthday_millionaire/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:31:32 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>viningc</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/Horse_racing_bet_makes_Briton_birthday_millionaire/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man celebrated his 60th birthday in unexpected style at the weekend when a 50 pence bet on the horses turned him into an instant millionaire.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[W.Va. Cop Says Woman Wiped Nose on Him]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/W-Va-_Cop_Says_Woman_Wiped_Nose_on_Him/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/W-Va-_Cop_Says_Woman_Wiped_Nose_on_Him/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:07:13 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dblarezzo927</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/W-Va-_Cop_Says_Woman_Wiped_Nose_on_Him/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry officer, I couldnt find a tissue.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[iPod Used to Identify Bicyclist Hit by Bus]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/iPod_Used_to_Identify_Bicyclist_Hit_by_Bus/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/iPod_Used_to_Identify_Bicyclist_Hit_by_Bus/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:31:38 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Bullwinkle</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Front-Page-News/iPod_Used_to_Identify_Bicyclist_Hit_by_Bus/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Investigators were able to use an iPod to identify a bicyclist hit and killed by a school bus.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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