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<title>Groxx / Most Popular News</title>
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<description>Groxx  votes</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:25:03 MST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Ros-Lehtinen hangs up on Obama. Twice.]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/ros-lehtinen-hangs-up-on-obama--twice-/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/ros-lehtinen-hangs-up-on-obama--twice-/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:25:03 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/ros-lehtinen-hangs-up-on-obama--twice-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Oh, Flori-DUH! Even the (Republican) Congresswomen in Florida are a bit dense.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Deer gets revenge after hunter shoots him]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Guns/deer-gets-revenge-after-hunter-shoots-him/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Guns/deer-gets-revenge-after-hunter-shoots-him/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:22:33 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Guns</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Guns/deer-gets-revenge-after-hunter-shoots-him/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cure for the Common Coma....toe biting]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/cure-for-the-common-coma----toe-biting/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/cure-for-the-common-coma----toe-biting/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:08:50 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fwdunbar</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/cure-for-the-common-coma----toe-biting/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[After years in coma due to head injury, man's wife awakens after he nibbles on her toes.<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[After 5 years in prison, falsely accused man sues for cop to be fired]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/after-5-years-in-prison-falsely-accused-man-sues-for-cop-to-be-fired/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/after-5-years-in-prison-falsely-accused-man-sues-for-cop-to-be-fired/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:08:52 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fwdunbar</dc:creator>
<category>Lawsuits</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Lawsuits/after-5-years-in-prison-falsely-accused-man-sues-for-cop-to-be-fired/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Man spends 5 years in jail after officer has man charged with sexual abuse, only to learn that officer had been having an affair with his wife.  Fede<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Christmas Tree Used As Weapon In Fight]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Holidays/christmas-tree-used-as-weapon-in-fight/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Holidays/christmas-tree-used-as-weapon-in-fight/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:08:48 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>bluefish21</dc:creator>
<category>Holidays</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Holidays/christmas-tree-used-as-weapon-in-fight/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[West Florida man attacks father with Christmas tree. He denies the assault.<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The boy with the extra set of teeth]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Medical/the-boy-with-the-extra-set-of-teeth-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Medical/the-boy-with-the-extra-set-of-teeth-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:08:59 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LuminousMuse</dc:creator>
<category>Medical</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Medical/the-boy-with-the-extra-set-of-teeth-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[They say the extra teeth are sharklike, I say it's more like a conehead.  Boy is among small percentage of people with supernumerary teeth, though i<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Teens Charged in Nursing Home Abuse]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/teens-charged-in-nursing-home-abuse/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/teens-charged-in-nursing-home-abuse/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:08:55 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Kids-Teens</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Kids-Teens/teens-charged-in-nursing-home-abuse/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Six teenage girls, looking to &quot;make their work fun&quot; are accused of spitting in residents' mouths, poking and groping their breasts and genitals an<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ads on tests add up for teacher]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/ads-on-tests-add-up-for-teacher/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/ads-on-tests-add-up-for-teacher/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:48:55 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/ads-on-tests-add-up-for-teacher/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When administrators announced they were cutting spending on supplies by nearly a third, a teacher started selling ads on his test papers.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Deer Jump From Overpass, Hit Truck]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/deer-jump-from-overpass-hit-truck/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/deer-jump-from-overpass-hit-truck/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:16:01 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/deer-jump-from-overpass-hit-truck/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[NOT the brightest crayon in the animal toolbox...<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Police Team Looking For Cannabis Finds Only Tomatoes]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Government/police-team-looking-for-cannabis-finds-only-tomatoes-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Government/police-team-looking-for-cannabis-finds-only-tomatoes-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:31:38 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottR</dc:creator>
<category>Government</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Government/police-team-looking-for-cannabis-finds-only-tomatoes-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Police conduct raid on elderly woman's home; &quot;marijuana&quot; seen through window turns out to be tomato plants.<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Disgruntled 8-year-old boy crashes teacher's car]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/School/disgruntled-8-year-old-boy-crashes-teachers-car/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/School/disgruntled-8-year-old-boy-crashes-teachers-car/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:19:13 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>School</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/School/disgruntled-8-year-old-boy-crashes-teachers-car/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[That little BRAT! No wonder the teacher sent him out of the classroom!<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blow-up doll causes bomb scare]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/blow-up-doll-causes-bomb-scare/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/blow-up-doll-causes-bomb-scare/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:18:24 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Misc-Other</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Misc-Other/blow-up-doll-causes-bomb-scare/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Police say a blow-up doll left by men after a stag party triggered a bomb scare in Halmstad, Sweden.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ark. man arrested after scratching out sentence]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/ark--man-arrested-after-scratching-out-sentence/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/ark--man-arrested-after-scratching-out-sentence/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:17:43 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/ark--man-arrested-after-scratching-out-sentence/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man reportedly caught trying to scratch out a line giving him a four-day jail sentence faces a new charge.<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Missouri Man Who Killed Bald Eagles Is Pardoned]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/missouri-man-who-killed-bald-eagles-is-pardoned/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/missouri-man-who-killed-bald-eagles-is-pardoned/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:16:35 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/missouri-man-who-killed-bald-eagles-is-pardoned/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[He didn't really MEAN to kill them. He wanted to kill the coyotes, so he put out poisoned meat.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Struggle with Air Force over care, benefits leaves Cadillac enlistee feeling abandoned as he fights leukemia]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Military/struggle-with-air-force-over-care-benefits-leaves-cadillac-enlistee-feeling-abandoned-as-he-fights-leukemia-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Military/struggle-with-air-force-over-care-benefits-leaves-cadillac-enlistee-feeling-abandoned-as-he-fights-leukemia-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:44:34 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kbstack</dc:creator>
<category>Military</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Military/struggle-with-air-force-over-care-benefits-leaves-cadillac-enlistee-feeling-abandoned-as-he-fights-leukemia-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A young recruit is diagnosed with Leukemia in bootcamp and the military is treating him like a prisoner and attempting to deny any health care benefi<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Robbery attempt ends with squeegee duel]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/robbery-attempt-ends-with-squeegee-duel/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/robbery-attempt-ends-with-squeegee-duel/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:10:19 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>angiely</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/robbery-attempt-ends-with-squeegee-duel/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An attempted robbery turned ugly when the victim and robber began fighting with squeegees.<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hawk fan says public bathroom sex scandal ruined her life!]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/hawk-fan-says-public-bathroom-sex-scandal-ruined-her-life/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/hawk-fan-says-public-bathroom-sex-scandal-ruined-her-life/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:06:36 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jvp15</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/hawk-fan-says-public-bathroom-sex-scandal-ruined-her-life/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This one has it all.  Foot tapping funny!  Sports! Sex! Peeping through bathroom door cracks! Police! Forgiving Husband! Alcohol does play a part her<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bitter feelings linger in appraiser's race - Get Over It! Says the Winner]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Politics/bitter-feelings-linger-in-appraisers-race---get-over-it-says-the-winner-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Politics/bitter-feelings-linger-in-appraisers-race---get-over-it-says-the-winner-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:08:13 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jvp15</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Politics/bitter-feelings-linger-in-appraisers-race---get-over-it-says-the-winner-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You and your supporters used untruthful accusations and misleading information... Now he wants me to be his teacher?&quot; Todora said after losing the<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA['God said she needed to be taken off road']]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Religion/god-said-she-needed-to-be-taken-off-road-1/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Religion/god-said-she-needed-to-be-taken-off-road-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:06:51 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>rocknation</dc:creator>
<category>Religion</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Religion/god-said-she-needed-to-be-taken-off-road-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Motorist blames collision on victim &quot;not driving like a Christian.&quot;<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Neighbors fight over missing dog collar]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/neighbors-fight-over-missing-dog-collar/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/neighbors-fight-over-missing-dog-collar/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:05:59 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/neighbors-fight-over-missing-dog-collar/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[And their weapons of choice were a pocket knife and a rake as they couldn't find their guns.  Police confiscated weapons.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tampa Woman Chases Dinner Guest Out With Machete]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Holidays/tampa-woman-chases-dinner-guest-out-with-machete/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Holidays/tampa-woman-chases-dinner-guest-out-with-machete/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:03:37 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Holidays</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Holidays/tampa-woman-chases-dinner-guest-out-with-machete/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[What? You say you don't like my cooking??<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Fowling of a Miami Neighborhood]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/the-fowling-of-a-miami-neighborhood/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/the-fowling-of-a-miami-neighborhood/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:48:08 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/the-fowling-of-a-miami-neighborhood/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Oh, Flori-duh again! Now they have peacocks running in the streets of Miami, strutting their stuff, and blocking traffic.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Police prefer to not arrest people, to avoid having to use their new $100m computer system to record the arrest]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-prefer-to-not-arrest-people-to-avoid-having-to-use-their-new-100m-computer-system-to-record-the-arrest/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-prefer-to-not-arrest-people-to-avoid-having-to-use-their-new-100m-computer-system-to-record-the-arrest/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:30:57 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mischinab</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/police-prefer-to-not-arrest-people-to-avoid-having-to-use-their-new-100m-computer-system-to-record-the-arrest/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The QLD (Australia) police have a new $100m data entry system that's so terrible the police prefer to let criminals go rather than go through the ha<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dine-and-dash customers busted by Restaurant Owner - using Facebook]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/dine-and-dash-customers-busted-by-restaurant-owner---using-facebook/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/dine-and-dash-customers-busted-by-restaurant-owner---using-facebook/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:52:27 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mischinab</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/dine-and-dash-customers-busted-by-restaurant-owner---using-facebook/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A restaurant owner tracked down the customers who ran from his restaurant without paying - by using Facebook. The clincher is where the customers wor<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Candy cane as defensive weapon]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/candy-cane-as-defensive-weapon/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/candy-cane-as-defensive-weapon/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:14:26 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/candy-cane-as-defensive-weapon/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Neighbor used lawn ornament candy cane to subdue drunk knife-wielding who crashed party until police arrived.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Surging shoppers kill New York Wal-Mart worker]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Holidays/surging-shoppers-kill-new-york-wal-mart-worker/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Holidays/surging-shoppers-kill-new-york-wal-mart-worker/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:12:52 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michelle</dc:creator>
<category>Holidays</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Holidays/surging-shoppers-kill-new-york-wal-mart-worker/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Crowd rushing into Wal*Mart physically broke down the doors, and crushed an employee to death.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Full-size cardboard figure causes NJ bank standoff]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/full-size-cardboard-figure-causes-nj-bank-standoff/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/full-size-cardboard-figure-causes-nj-bank-standoff/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:36:36 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/full-size-cardboard-figure-causes-nj-bank-standoff/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A standoff at a New Jersey bank is over after police learned a &quot;person&quot; seen inside was actually a full-size cardboard figure.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Car thief leads police right to chief's doorstep]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/car-thief-leads-police-right-to-chiefs-doorstep/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/car-thief-leads-police-right-to-chiefs-doorstep/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:05:18 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/car-thief-leads-police-right-to-chiefs-doorstep/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man who stole a car pulled into a driveway in an effort to elude his pursuers. The driveway is at the home of Toms River's Police Chief.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Thief uses lubricant to swipe woman's ring off her finger in Fort Lauderdale]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/thief-uses-lubricant-to-swipe-womans-ring-off-her-finger-in-fort-lauderdale/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/thief-uses-lubricant-to-swipe-womans-ring-off-her-finger-in-fort-lauderdale/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:04:55 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/thief-uses-lubricant-to-swipe-womans-ring-off-her-finger-in-fort-lauderdale/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A little K-Y jelly goes a long way.... in Flori-DUH<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man robbed in Mexico while glued to steering wheel]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/man-robbed-in-mexico-while-glued-to-steering-wheel/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/man-robbed-in-mexico-while-glued-to-steering-wheel/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:05:19 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wizard</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/man-robbed-in-mexico-while-glued-to-steering-wheel/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Stick up! Woman super-glues victim's hands to steering wheel, robs him in Mexico.<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Thief picks wrong company to rob as he has image plastered all over Auckland]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/thief-picks-wrong-company-to-rob-as-he-has-image-plastered-all-over-auckland/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/thief-picks-wrong-company-to-rob-as-he-has-image-plastered-all-over-auckland/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:49:09 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mischinab</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/thief-picks-wrong-company-to-rob-as-he-has-image-plastered-all-over-auckland/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You should think twice before robbing a billboard company, especially if they might get hold of your photo....<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[LET SANTA LIGHT THE MENORAH]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Idiot/let-santa-light-the-menorah/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Idiot/let-santa-light-the-menorah/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:35:49 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michelle</dc:creator>
<category>Idiot</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Idiot/let-santa-light-the-menorah/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The official White House invitation to the Jewish community's leaders to celebrate Chanukah at the White House had a picture of the official White H<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Crisis forces Russians to cut back vodka drinking]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/crisis-forces-russians-to-cut-back-vodka-drinking/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/crisis-forces-russians-to-cut-back-vodka-drinking/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:35:55 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Front Page News</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/FrontPageNews/crisis-forces-russians-to-cut-back-vodka-drinking/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Give up food, a roof over my head, but heaven forbid that I should have to give up VODKA!<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Men guilty over fake penis scam]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/men-guilty-over-fake-penis-scam/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/men-guilty-over-fake-penis-scam/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:36:10 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dieselbenz</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/men-guilty-over-fake-penis-scam/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances. &quot;The Whizzinator is the ultimate solu<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ark. man sentenced for killing slow hairdresser]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/ark--man-sentenced-for-killing-slow-hairdresser/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/ark--man-sentenced-for-killing-slow-hairdresser/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:36:00 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/ark--man-sentenced-for-killing-slow-hairdresser/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Kerry Rendall Wilson has been found guilty of killing hair dresser who was taking too long to braid his hair. Lawyer claims client was high on mariju<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fairmont men arrested following shots-fired call]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/fairmont-men-arrested-following-shots-fired-call/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/fairmont-men-arrested-following-shots-fired-call/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:35:53 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dieselbenz</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/fairmont-men-arrested-following-shots-fired-call/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[What's the best way to keep a low profile after doing a series of burglaries? Firing off a gun in a residential neighborhood isn't one of them.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[FedEx driver helps police catch suspected burglars]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Crime/fedex-driver-helps-police-catch-suspected-burglars/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Crime/fedex-driver-helps-police-catch-suspected-burglars/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:35:52 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>equitog</dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Crime/fedex-driver-helps-police-catch-suspected-burglars/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Fed Ex driver alerts police to suspicious activity.  Police dog makes the collars. Yet another bite out of crime!<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Japan polar bear mating stymied by gender mixup]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Sex/japan-polar-bear-mating-stymied-by-gender-mixup/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Sex/japan-polar-bear-mating-stymied-by-gender-mixup/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:01:49 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jacira</dc:creator>
<category>Sex</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Sex/japan-polar-bear-mating-stymied-by-gender-mixup/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Wow! It took them four years to figure that out?  He pees like a girl!<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sex offender files lawsuit to get off list]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/sex-offender-files-lawsuit-to-get-off-list/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/sex-offender-files-lawsuit-to-get-off-list/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:46:24 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottR</dc:creator>
<category>Zero Tolerance</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/ZeroTolerance/sex-offender-files-lawsuit-to-get-off-list/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Teen gave fellow student oral sex, was convicted of sodomy. 12 years later she may lose her home: it's near a daycare center and she is a sex offend<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Drunk Driver Runs Over Himself With His Own Vehicle]]></title>
<link>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/drunk-driver-runs-over-himself-with-his-own-vehicle/</link>
<comments>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/drunk-driver-runs-over-himself-with-his-own-vehicle/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:21:11 MST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>penandra</dc:creator>
<category>Drugs-Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://groxx.com/Drugs-Alcohol/drunk-driver-runs-over-himself-with-his-own-vehicle/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A drunk driver was run over by his own car after leading police on a chase and neglecting to put his truck in park after finally coming to a halt.<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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