Two victims woke up during a burglary, one finding spice rubbed all over his body, the other was whacked on the face and head by an 8-inch sausage. Suspect dropped his wallet and was later apprehended. Stolen money was recovered, but a dog ate the sausage.
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The dog ate the weapon! Sounds suspiciously like, "My dog ate my homework." ;)